Bathroom Jerking

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Is it bad to jerk off in a hospital bathroom?
Answered 2 years ago · Author has 71 answers and 342.1K answer views
Have any nurses ever walked in on a patient masturbating and helped him out?
As a female nurse or doctor, what was your reaction when you were examining a boy’s or a man's penis and it became erect?
As a female nurse or doctor, did you ever feel a little turned on by a male patient's erection?
My doctor helped me masturbate. Is this normal?
Answered 2 years ago · Author has 8.6K answers and 7.7M answer views
Have any nurses ever walked in on a patient masturbating and helped him out?
As a female nurse or doctor, what was your reaction when you were examining a boy’s or a man's penis and it became erect?
As a female nurse or doctor, did you ever feel a little turned on by a male patient's erection?
My doctor helped me masturbate. Is this normal?
Do female nurses help you jerk off?
Does a nurse help a patient to masturbate?
As a nurse, have you caught a patient having sex or masturbation? If yes, what did you do?
As a nurse have you ever been in the room for a physical exam with a male patient and been honestly shocked by the size of their penis?
Have you ever had an erection and ejaculation in front of a female nurse?
Do lady doctors like to touch men's penises during examinations?
Has a nurse ever had sex with you or jerk you off?
Are nurses ever required to give handjobs as part of a medical procedure?
Have any nurses ever walked in on a patient masturbating and helped him out?
As a female nurse or doctor, what was your reaction when you were examining a boy’s or a man's penis and it became erect?
As a female nurse or doctor, did you ever feel a little turned on by a male patient's erection?
My doctor helped me masturbate. Is this normal?
Do female nurses help you jerk off?
Does a nurse help a patient to masturbate?
As a nurse, have you caught a patient having sex or masturbation? If yes, what did you do?
As a nurse have you ever been in the room for a physical exam with a male patient and been honestly shocked by the size of their penis?
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Not at all. It’s private and you won’t be interrupted by a nurse. (Trust me, they’ve seen this a thousand times, but it’s still a bit embarrassing.)
Resist the urge to masturbate if your heart rate and blood pressure are being monitored. You can have a sudden visit by a Blue team with a crash cart right before you come. They will be laughing at you (and a little annoyed that they had to deploy) and you’re going to be seriously traumatized by the intrusion. So just don’t do it.
(No, this hasn’t happened to me but I know a ton of nurses. It happens a lot by people who do
Not at all. It’s private and you won’t be interrupted by a nurse. (Trust me, they’ve seen this a thousand times, but it’s still a bit embarrassing.)
Resist the urge to masturbate if your heart rate and blood pressure are being monitored. You can have a sudden visit by a Blue team with a crash cart right before you come. They will be laughing at you (and a little annoyed that they had to deploy) and you’re going to be seriously traumatized by the intrusion. So just don’t do it.
(No, this hasn’t happened to me but I know a ton of nurses. It happens a lot by people who don’t figure it out in advance.)

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Masturbation, for many people, is a thing that they do not feel like talking often. However, it is not a bad thing. Many people have different beliefs about masturbation, as well as difficulty knowing how to do it. If you do know how, it can become monotonous leaving you unsatisfied. It is also important to note that there are many things that you can masturbate with and they do not have to penetrate.
First thing first, although it is commonly done and usually safe, there are a few precautions that you want to use.
A bathroom faucet is one of the things you can use to masturbate with; however, it is not referring to the sink or tub faucets, rather it means the jet spray or removable shower head. They are great for stimulating your clitoris. You can sit or stand as you do this, plus you have the ability to control the force of the water so that you get just the right pressure for an orgasm.
When using the shower head or jet spray, remember to aim the water at the top of your clitoris, not the opening. Getting water in the opening may cause an infection. You also want to be sure to wash the sprayer before you use and pee when you are done. These precautions will help you avoid bacterial infections.
A pillow is actually a great tool for masturbation. It is soft and flexible making it easy to hit the right spot. You can rub it between your legs or directly against your clitoris for the perfect orgasm.
Make sure you stop when you begin to notice irritation to avoid any damage. It is also highly recommended that you dedicate a pillow specifically for this purpose to help prevent any infections.
Among the list of great things to masturbate with is the electric toothbrush. This is another item which allows for extra vibration sensation. It is best to remove the bristle end, if possible and cover with a condom. The condom will help the ease of use. You can then rub on your clitoris or insert into your vagina for an orgasmic stimulation.
It is important that you do not use the bristled end of the toothbrush as you can hurt yourself. You also want to make sure that toothbrush is dedicated solely to masturbating, use a different one to brush your teeth.
Your hands do not have any cost to them, and are not as intimidating as other items. You are also in complete control of your hands. Using one or two fingers will be your best bet if you are just starting out. Move your fingers around and find which orifices you are comfortable having penetrated or you can stay on the exterior locations.
Using your hands is a great way to find the best spots for creating orgasms and makes it easier when you are trying to help your partner find that perfect spot. Do not be afraid to experiment with different amounts of pressure, directions, and locations.
The washing machine vibrates on the spin cycle making it one of the most interesting things to masturbate with. Simply sit on the machine and allow the vibration to help you masturbate. You can also spread your legs and rub against it while it is vibrating to achieve an orgasm.
It does require practice to ensure you are not injured. Make sure you sit so that you will not fall off while it is vibrating. You also want to make sure you sanitize it prior to and after masturbating.
A banana is one of the most common things to masturbate with among boys. You can either peel the banana or cut off one end and squeeze the fruit out; either way eat the banana so that you do not leave any traces. Clean out the skin and fill with your favorite lubrication.
Then, you can either wrap the skin around your penis or insert your penis into the end that you cut off. Proceed to masturbate. The skin will give you a different sensation than your hand and you will have a receptacle for your cum.
Melons are actually the most popular of homemade masturbation toys for men. Once you have your melon, but a hole in one side that fits the circumference of your penis. (Do not over exaggerate as it will not work properly.) Next, hollow out some of the melon so that your penis fits inside the melon.
Then, on the opposite side cut a pencil sized hole to adjust the amount of suction. As you pump the melon, place a finger over the hole while you are masturbating to increase the suction.
Find a cup that is large and long enough to fit your erectile. Then, get two sponges wet with warm water and place inside the cup. You want each sponge to fill about half the cup.
When you are ready to begin masturbating, squirt lubricant into the cup, then place your penis between the two sponges. Now you have a homemade vagina to help you masturbate. Be sure that you use enough lube though so that you do not rub it raw.
Use that toilet paper roll that only has one sheet left in a new and creative way. Most of the time a toilet paper roll is just the right size to accommodate most men and among the top five things to masturbate with for men. You can also use a paper towel roll or wrapping paper rolls if you need a different size.
Place a condom inside the tube flipping the open end over the edge of the tube. Secure the excess condom to the tube by using tape or a rubber band. Fill the condom with lubricant and begin to masturbate. You can hold it with your hand or place it between your couch cushions.
You need a Ziploc bag, scissors, and lubricant for this. Then, follow the steps below to create a masturbation technique that simulates real sex.
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Oh man, I was at summer camp and I remember getting a boner when I was out with a group of girls by a lake — I had a crush on one of them, and she did thing with her hair, where she would bend over and bring her hair down and flip it back up. Her boobs popped out from her bikini. I excused myself and rubbed one out in the camp bathroom.
In college, I had a solid week where all I did was take adderall. During of my my adderall highs, I decided to watch some porn on mute while my roommate was over on his bunk. I couldn’t take it anymore and I tucked my boner into my waistband and walked into the bathroom and jerked off in the shower. That was a weird week.
I had my first girlfriend freshman year of high school. I would get a boner every time we’d kiss, so to appear older and more experienced, I decided to jerk off before she came over so that I wouldn’t get a boner. Well, she came early and I blew my load just as she came into my bedroom. That was awkward.
In church. I can’t believe I actually did that.
I jerked off on my roof once. I was curious. I think my neighbor saw me. He never said anything, though.
Well, my girlfriend jerked me off under a blanket while the family and I were watching a movie. They had to know. It’s so awkward to think about now.
I jerked off on my friend’s bed while my friend was asleep next to me.
In the backseat of my mom’s car. She went to get groceries with me and I quickly jerked off and came in my hand. She asked me to put the bags away.
I’m a bit of an exhibitionist… I jerked off in Central Park at night while my girlfriend was watching.
I was on the highway. I hit the accelerator when I came. So stupid.
I was camping and I jerked off in my sleeping bag. Not a smart idea.
Bloomingdales dressing room. Don’t ask.
I was working on an art project alone in the art room.
I tried it on camera — I couldn’t get off, though. It gave me performance anxiety.
I was traveling upstate in a Greyhound and I was like one of four people on the bus. I sat in the back, so I whipped my dick out and went to town.
I was drunk and had to pee, so I ran into an alleyway and took this fucking awesome piss. I got hard from how good it felt, so I jerked off, standing up, in an alleyway.
Bathroom stall in the science building of my college. It was fucking quiet.
In the bathroom of a movie theater.
When I lived in California, I would go to the beach with some friends. One night, we were sitting around a fire and I just got hard. It came out of nowhere, so I pretended to go for a walk and thought about jerking off, which made me even harder and so I sat down by the water and just went at it.
I tried to jerk off in my parents’ bathroom. My mom caught me. She hasn’t invited me back for dinner since.
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