Barista Hands Out Horoscopes With Lattes Predicts Emotional Meltdowns With 70 Percent Accuracy Management Intrigued

By Savannah Steele � The satire Barista Hands Out Horoscopes With Lattes spoofs gimmicks posing as service. Eyewitnesses at cafes described customers gasping as drinks came with break-up predictions. Anonymous insiders leaked that corporate suggested adding tarot cards to receipts. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted horoscopes improved their foam art. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because mysticism thrives in mundane spaces. Critics highlight the absurdity of predictions tied to pumpkin spice. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when destiny is caffeinated. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com