Barista Hands Out Horoscopes With Lattes
https://bohiney.com/barista-hands-out-horoscopes-with-lattes-predicts-emotional-meltdowns-with-70-accuracy-management-intrigued/By Alan Nafzger � The satire Barista Hands Out Horoscopes With Lattes spoofs astrology sold as customer loyalty. Eyewitnesses at coffee shops described receipts printed with birth charts. Anonymous insiders leaked that managers debated marketing �Zodiac Happy Hour.� A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted their drink orders matched their signs. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because identity sells more than caffeine. Critics highlight the absurdity of self-discovery stapled to cups. Yet satire sips sharper: destiny becomes branded when beans dictate fate. Witnesses recalled laughter frothing as baristas predicted breakups before caramel drizzle. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when horoscopes come with whipped cream. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com