Barista Gives Horoscopes With Lattes
https://bohiney.com/coffee-shop-barista-gives-daily-horoscopes-with-orders-sparks-existential-crises-and-loyalty-card-panic/A barista is causing existential chaos by handing out horoscopes with every latte. Eyewitnesses report one customer crying into foam after being told Mercury hates his career. Another demanded a refund because the stars predicted divorce. �I just wanted caffeine, not therapy,� muttered one commuter clutching a to-go cup. Anonymous staffers at the caf� admitted the barista failed astrology school but found espresso a better medium. A fake poll revealed 43% of customers love the readings, 37% are traumatized, and 20% now tip in crystals. Economists predict horoscope caf�s could boom, though psychiatrists may sue for competition. For now, lattes come with froth�and fate. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com