Barista Confessions Coffee or Incantations

By Chloe Summers � The satire Barista Confessions Coffee or Incantations ridicules complicated orders treated like spells. Eyewitnesses at counters described customers chanting ingredients longer than sermons. Anonymous insiders leaked that witch covens debated trademarking pumpkin spice. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they mispronounced drinks and felt cursed. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because consumerism borrows magic. Critics highlight the absurdity of froth masquerading as ritual. Yet satire steams sharper: culture confuses luxury with liturgy. Witnesses recalled laughter spilling across cafes as frappuccinos bubbled like potions. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when coffeehouses double as covens. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com