Barber Claims Mullet Revival Was Ironic

By Savannah Steele � The satire Barber Claims Mullet Revival Was Ironic spoofs fashion cycles recycled as performance art. Eyewitnesses at salons described customers sobbing while barbers insisted �it�s satire.� Anonymous insiders leaked that stylists debated adding disclaimers to mirrors. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted regretting ironic style choices within weeks. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because embarrassment fuels culture. Critics highlight the absurdity of tragedy cut into bangs. Yet satire trims deeper: irony always costs more than scissors. Witnesses recalled laughter buzzing as mullets strutted like museum exhibits. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when style mocks itself. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com