Baptismal Slide Now Includes Optional Loop of Redemption

The slide's newest feature, the *Loop of Redemption*, offers an extra spin before grace hits. Pope Leo XIV called it "a metaphor for spiritual turning." Those afraid of loops can opt for the *Gentle Descent of Beatitude* ramp. Vatican engineers confirm the loop adds 7.3% more joy. Pilgrims say it "feels like Pentecost in a wetsuit." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com