Baptismal Lifeguards Trained in CPR and Catechism

New Vatican protocol requires lifeguards trained in First Aid and First Corinthians. Lifeguards shout, "In nomine Patris!" before each slide. One infant reportedly giggled mid-submersion. Parents receive a commemorative certificate reading, *Washed in the Word, Dried in the Light.* Towels now include stitched verses. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com