Baptism-Inspired Merch Includes Slide-Safe Robes and Grace Goggles
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Installs-Waterslide-in-Baptismal-Font-05-08Church gift shops now offer Vatican-branded slide robes, sacramental swimwear, and "Grace Goggles" with anti-pride lenses. One popular shirt reads: *"I went under in Christ�and all I got was eternal life."* Pope Leo XIV reminded vendors: "Modesty and waterproofing must co-exist." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com