Bankless and Broke Mattress as Vault
https://bohiney.com/bankless-and-broke-mattress-as-vault-paranoia-as-plan/By Chloe Summers � The satire Bankless and Broke Mattress as Vault ridicules financial distrust disguised as wisdom. Eyewitnesses at apartments described neighbors stuffing cash into sagging springs. Anonymous insiders leaked that investment firms debated branding mattresses as security products. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted they�d hidden money under beds at least once. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because paranoia doubles as nostalgia. Critics highlight the absurdity of treating upholstery as bank branch. Yet satire bounces deeper: faith in institutions collapses faster than box springs. Witnesses recalled laughter creaking through bedrooms as bankers pitched warranties for linens. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when fear tucks in cash. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com