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Home > Entertainment > These 16 Popular TV Characters Are Actually Assholes You’d Never Want To Meet IRL
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We all grew up watching FRIENDS as kids. We all loved the characters. They were so relatable. We loved HIMYM. These characters were not relatable but they were still fun. Game of Thrones ' Tyrion Lannister is so awesome, as is the genius that is Sherlock Holmes. But have you ever wondered what would happen if you ever happened to cross paths with any of them?
If you happen to chance upon Sherlock, it would be either because you are dead or you will be receiving a live commentary of how stupid you are. A Walter White or a Green Arrow would probably mean that your happy days are at an end. So, we made a list of some of such characters, you must avoid at all cost; that is if you can.
You may laugh at his jokes but he is an asocial being with narcissistic tendencies.
Dr. Sheldon Cooper is (B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., Sc.D) a theoretical physicist at Caltech University, who received his first Ph.D. at the age of 16. Now, for the uninitiated, he is a genius scientist. But for the watchers of the show, Sheldon is kind of a total dick. He is stubborn, self-obsessed, and undermines his friends as stupid at every go. He has a particular stingy set of rules he lives by and forces his roommate to follow them. One of these rules includes using the toilet at only scheduled times during the day. What is worse is his inability to recognise human emotions, making it a one-way train ride to hell.
His legendary suits cannot hide his misogynic treatment of women.
Sure, he is awesome. He wears dope suits and his entire bedroom wall is a TV. And he is funny. But think about it, he is a douchebag, man. The guy is again, narcissistic and highly manipulative. He seems fun on TV but imagine him being your friend in real life. Every bar you go to, your table will be called the table of creeps. He will also be relentlessly hitting on your girlfriend, sister or your mother for that matter.
The blue-eyed sidekick to Walter White is a drug peddler of the worst kind.
Pinkman is easily one of the most loved characters on TV. His evolution from a pot smoking carefree teenager to a guilt ridden man within the span of a few seasons was one of best character developments in the history of television. But here's the thing. As complicated as his character might be, Pinkman is still a drug dealer, responsible for the death of many. His devastated self by the end of the show could have also been the result of his addiction. Besides, you really want to hang out with a guy who gets shot at, for a living?
Don't get fooled by his Disney prince eyes, he is a murderer with multiple cases of homicides against him.
Now, he has saved the world multiple times in CW's longest running show of all time. Dean Winchester is devilishly charming and has selflessly put bad guys 6ft under. But here's the thing. His mom and dad are dead because of him. Most of his friends are either dead or in worse places. All his love interests are dead. Basically, he follows death on a daily basis and you don't want to be anywhere close to him.
A small man can cast a large shadow and his shadow will most likely get you killed.
Yes. Don't be surprised. Your life will be chill AF till it isn't anymore. You will be having a rich friend who loves spending on you, while you spend most of your time being drunk. But you will also be facing the rage of his father and sister, who will do anything to get to him and that anything would probably end up being you.
Mosby was a cry baby, who lied to women, cheated on them, all to find the One. And after all that fuss he made about the One, we see him being in love with Robin all the while, despite knowing that she did not want the things he did in life. If you see this guy on the streets, do not talk to him. He might say, "I love you" within 5 minutes.
Cartman is just an arsehole. There are no two ways about it.
Who are we kidding? Eric Cartman is awesome. Except when he is being a racist, casteist, narcissistic, trouble making piece of shit. We understand that the genre of the show is satire but Cartman just takes it too far for a school kid.
She is funny and free spirited but you will have to deal with her being obnoxious all the time.
Phoebe was a vital part in the lives of those who watched FRIENDS . She was nice and weird and funny and formed an essential part of the group. That being said, she was crazy. And even though she insisted on playing the guitar at the cafe, she totally sucked. She avoided responsibilities and told herself lies to hide from her disturbing past. She was irritating and irrational at times. Remember the one time she refused to believe in evolution?
His rugged looks will make you zombie food if it means saving his own life.
Daryl Dixon is hot! He is dirty and psychotic but he is a fan favourite. Not the brightest bulb in the gang, but Dixon has a good heart. It, however, must be noted that he is most likely to kill you and if you piss him off, he will. He is extremely emotionally unstable and gets involved in too much shit. Well, he lives in a zombie infested world but was he to exist in the civilised society, he would probably be in one of the biker gangs that terrorise the city.
He might look like an adorable grandpa but he is one of the crony capitalists that will sell you to the dogs.
Sure, George Oscar Bluth Sr. was a self-made millionaire, who in his own ways, love this family. And for someone running from the FBI, he had some skills. Or the FBI was just stupid. But take this into account, in over five decades that he ran the Bluth Company, he stole huge amounts of money and built unlawful houses in Iraq for Saddam Hussein. Moreover, when he escaped prison, he hid in his own attic with the help of his grandson, making him an accomplice!
He is cute and resourceful but his clingy habits will leave you with no personal space.
Castle is an adventure junkie. He is addicted to crimes. And even when he is on the job, he is constantly messing up, often putting the lives of people around him in danger. Add being a jerk to that list and you can understand why you should completely avoid him.
He will let you get kidnapped if he thinks it's a good challenge to rescue you.
Holmes is the stuff of legends. Think of him as a more practical Sheldon with better knowledge of the outside world. Without the educational degrees, of course. Holmes is rude and vile at almost all times. He does not care about what inconvenience he causes others, all because he considers himself to be the smartest kid on the block. In his own words, he is a high-functioning sociopath.
Don't be fooled by her good looks, if she's around, she wants something.
The entire 10 seasons of FRIENDS revolved around Rachel's on and off love story with Ross. Played by Jennifer Aniston, Rachel considered herself to be the prettiest in the group; the prom queen, so to speak and she was horrible to people. She was selfish and would often manipulate others into doing her bidding. She also went ahead to interrupt Ross' wedding because she realised she was in love with him.
He is just not a good friend to emotionally invest in. That's all.
Harvey Specter uses his intelligence, good looks and wit to close most deals. He is never afraid of risks and often gets into his opponent's face, just to make sure that everybody knows he is in control. The problem with this character is his trust issues and inability to talk about his personal feelings. He is an unthankful bastard who would never appreciate your efforts and drain you emotionally.
He is the sweet Papa that every daughter needs but really that level of emotional distress is way too much to bear.
Cam Tucker plays one-half of the gay couple in the show. He is husband and a father and plays those roles to perfection. The problem lies with his habit of being melodramatic and making little situations turn into disasters. He is a clown and often forces his daughter to take up the career. He forces his husband, Mitchell to go to public spaces that he is not comfortable in. Cam might be a good person at heart but too long with him and you will be spending your days trying to solve his problems.
He sure is funny but also highly irresponsible and hasn't grown up since he was 16.
There is nothing "NOICE" about a 30-something-year-old careless cop, who is late for taxes, bills, dentist appointments, and maturity. Peralta sure is funny but is highly dysfunctional. He does not have a life outside the catching criminals and when you meet him face to face instead of watching him as a third person on TV, he will come off as a complete idiot.
Now, you might love all these characters and some, you might have even grown up with but remember that they are all either psychologically imbalanced, incapable of dealing with emotions or psychopaths with guns.
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July 22, 2021, 4:30 PM · 19 min read
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On June 9th, 2021, police in Los Angeles ’s Skid Row, a neighborhood frequented by homeless people and substance abusers, responded to a call from a man in a trailer. The man said that a woman had stopped by hours earlier requesting to take a nap. He obliged, offering her a spot on his couch, but when he checked on her in the morning, she wasn’t breathing.
The woman’s name was Lauren Scott, and she loved karaoke, Hilary Duff, and once harbored dreams of becoming a marine biologist. But she was better known as Dakota Skye . Diminutive and flaxen-haired, Skye had starred in nearly 300 movies since entering the industry eight years ago, when she was 19, from Couples Bang the Babysitter 10 to Young Girl Seductions 9; even though she was 27 at the time of her death, practically Methusaleh-esque in porn years, her petite stature (she was just five feet tall) and omnipresent cherubic expression led to her being primarily cast in teen roles.
According to the L.A. County Department of Medical Examiner- Coroner, Skye’s cause of death has not been determined, and the office refused to release documents related to her death to Rolling Stone until the case was closed. But it was well-known in adult circles that she struggled with substance abuse. At the time of her death, the press reported she was homeless, which was not the case; estranged from her husband, she was living with her boyfriend in Woodland Hills, California. But she had fallen from her previous heights.
At the peak of her time in porn, Skye was represented by one of the profession’s top agents, appeared on hundreds of DVD box covers, and had been nominated for a number of awards, including the prestigious AVN Best New Starlet award in 2015. But over the past few years, she hadn’t been booking many roles, garnering headlines mostly for her arrests (including for domestic violence in 2017, a charge that was later dropped) and her erratic behavior on social media, including, most recently, flashing her breasts in front of a George Floyd mural in May 2021. She also struggled with drug and alcohol addiction, leading her to ping-pong around for years, borrowing money and capitalizing on favors for work. “She was so big in our industry,” says Kianna Bradley, an adult actress who befriended and later mentored Skye. “ And she died in someone’s RV with a man she did not know, because she had nowhere else to go.”
Considering she had not been highly active in porn for years, some members of the adult community, sensitive to how they are depicted in mainstream media, were careful to separate themselves from Skye, arguing that hers was a tragic yet all too common story across the city — not just for those involved in porn. “A person with known addiction issues overdosed. It happens daily in Los Angeles,” one insider told me. “It’s a sad person with drug problems who died, by all accounts I’ve heard.”
Others, however, argue that Skye’s fate is reflective of issues inherent to the adult industry, such as the lack of systemic, institutional support for those struggling with mental illness and substance abuse. “When I was Dakota’s age, I was so fucked up, I was missing shoots and they finally told me, ‘We’re not hiring you anymore. Go get help. We’ll put you in rehab and give you help,'” says Bradley. “That doesn’t happen anymore. They used her up and pushed her aside.”
Skye was born in Clearwater, Florida to an alcoholic mother who would later die in her 40s and a father whom she barely knew. Her childhood was marked by sexual abuse, and her mother sporadically going on alcohol binges. “She had a very, very bad upbringing,” her husband, Zachary Lecompte-Goble, tells Rolling Stone. When she was in her early teens, she went to live with her father’s family in southern Ohio, which is where she met an older boyfriend who encouraged her to start camming when she was just 16, below the legal age of entry, according to Lecompte-Goble. When she was 19, she launched her porn career in Florida after being recruited by her first agent, John O’Byrne of East Coast Talent. “ Smaller models end up doing well — the petite girls do well,” O’Byrne says. “The industry likes the [juxtaposition] of tiny girl/big penis. She had a great work ethic in the beginning. She’d show up and shoot and they’d be like ‘Oh my god, she killed it. We want to book her for four more scenes.'” Within the first six months, he says, she was on more than 100 box covers.
According to Lecompte-Goble, Skye told him that when she first entered the industry, she had expressed to O’Byrne that she was only comfortable with booking girl/girl shoots — a fairly common ask for young women new to porn — only for her agent to immediately start booking her roles in boy/girl scenes. “It was certainly a bait-and-switch,” says Lecompte-Goble. (O’Byrne denied any memory of this, saying Skye had requested to do boy/girl scenes off the bat.)
Skye enjoyed her work, and by all accounts was good at it. “She looks very similar to Dakota Fanning and that was part of the niche she was working,” says Alana Evans, Skye’s friend and the president of the Adult Performance Artists’ Guild. “That bratty blonde is what it was about her personality that [viewers] enjoyed.” After about two and a half years, she left East Coast Talent and moved to Los Angeles, the epicenter of the porn world, to work with superstar adult agent Mark Spiegler.
Skye was fearless and generous to her friends when she could be, with Bradley recounting that one time, when Bradley was auditioning for a marketing job at a club, Skye stripped down to her underwear, climbed onto a table, and started belting to lure in patrons. “She was singing her little heart out and she can’t sing a lick,” Bradley recalls. “Because she wanted to help me get that job.” When she was sober, she was bubbly and free-spirited and game for anything. Director and screenwriter Jacky St. James tells Rolling Stone that at the height of Skye’s success, she once called her to do an uncredited extra role, which required her to don an unflattering costume to play a nerdy college student. “She let me put gigantic eyebrows on her and dress her in the most heinous Pepto-Bismol colored outfit and let me put her hair up in this ugly scrunchie and she was completely OK and comfortable and had a blast,” recalls St. James. “That to me is my memory of Dakota: the girl who was never too proud to be silly.”
In the depths of her addiction, however, she was impulsive and erratic. She would take to Facebook to post lengthy rants about how her dog was ill and required surgery, and hit up former colleagues and employers asking for money. “ It was very unusual, because she was a very sought-after performer,” says St. James “It was surprising she would need money.” Lecompte-Goble says she would do things like jet off to Paris to make a sex tape with a stranger, or pull a knife on him during an argument. “I don’t know anything about demons,” he says. “I’ve never met someone who you could say ‘they’re possessed by a demon.’ But there was a demon inside this girl.”
Lecompte-Goble first met Skye at a party, at the height of her fame, around 2015; they got married in Las Vegas in 2016, after Skye said she was pregnant (Lecompte-Goble says she made the decision to terminate the pregnancy in order to keep working, after Spiegler offered her a contract.) As a porn outsider, or “civilian” — he currently works in the cannabis industry, and previously briefly worked as a spokesperson for far-right provocateur Milo Yiannopolous — he didn’t know what to make of the fact that she did sex work. “At first, I saw it as her being empowered as a woman,” he says. “And I thought, who am I to tell her she can’t do that?” More disturbing by far, he says, was Skye’s taste for Xanax. “This is Los Angeles. If you take a Xanax beca
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