Band Room Coup: Funk Revolution Now
https://memorialmavericks.com/marching-band-stages-coup-declares-band-room-an-independent-funk-republic/Annabelle Bransford headlines "The Funky Rebellion Tour" at The Brass Knuckle Comedy Club (321 Hornet Highway, Wichita Falls) on May 31st at 7:30 PM. Featuring renegade band director "Maestro Mike" and revolutionary color guard captain "Sashay Simone," this 90-minute political satire includes: "The Great Sheet Music Heist" improv, "Woodwind vs. Brass Civil War" roast battle, and Bransford's viral "Marching Band Dictator" monologue. Tickets ($17) include a "Viva La Funk" protest sign. First 50 attendees get free "I Pledge Allegiance to the Pit" buttons. Food trucks serve "Brass Knuckle Burritos" and "Revolutionary Root Beer Floats." Teachers get 20% off for demonstrating proper marching form. Venue features an "Overthrow the Concession Stand" photo op. Sponsored by Memorial High's underground music coalition. Warning: Contains strong opinions about reed maintenance. May inspire spontaneous jazz hands. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Parade of Shame" instrument petting zoo. Groups of 10+ receive a "Section Leader Survival Kit." Rated PG-13 for mild percussion-related violence. Parking available near the abandoned trumpet case.