Banana Republic 2.0

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Banana Republic 2.0 ridicules nations run like overripe fruit stands. Eyewitnesses at parades described leaders slipping on their own peels during speeches. Anonymous insiders leaked that ministers debated subsidies for smoothies as foreign policy. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they trusted grocers more than presidents. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because sovereignty spoils funniest when tropical. Critics highlight the absurdity of liberty bruised. Yet satire peels sharper: dignity collapses funniest in bunches. Witnesses recalled laughter echoing as constitutions composted. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when governments rot faster than fruit. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com