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We apologise in advance if this ruins your weekend plans, but it’s important advice: please don’t put your penis in a banana skin for sexual gratification or for any other reason.
Why must we tell you this? Are people really masturbating with banana peels?
Apparently so, yes. So while you personally may have never utilised fruit skins for sexual purposes, we really do need to warn people not to do this.
Over on Reddit, multiple men claim they use ‘the banana technique’, in which they self-pleasure by putting their dick in a banana peel as a sort of makeshift masturbation sleeve.
Proponents say the sensation is ‘the closest thing there is to a blow job’ and praise banana peels as an easy-to-make homemade sex toy.
Fans of the banana technique like that banana peels have slippery interiors, replicating the feel of penetrating a vagina or receiving oral sex.
All of this might sound lovely, but that doesn’t make putting your appendage in a banana a good idea.
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A GP, who would prefer to remain anonymous (some people don’t want their name and profession associated with articles about penetrating bananas. Weird.), told Metro.co.uk: ‘The sugars in all fruit make them a bad tool for masturbation – putting your genitals in contact with fruit peels, rinds, or flesh would put someone at risk of a yeast infection.
‘Fruit peels such as banana skins are likely to cause irritation because of their levels of acid. This could lead to sores or painful rashes.’
You could also end up experiencing a slimy horror similar to the one shared by a Redditor , who ended up covered in ‘black goop’ and with a head injury.
Also, while it’s pretty rare to find a spider inside your banana, the fact that spiders do sometimes pop up in peels makes us pretty reluctant to put the fruit anywhere sexual.
Some banana fans say they prefer to microwave their peel first to make it warm and cosy.
This is, again, a terrible idea. It’s easy to overheat your peel without realising, which could land you with some painful burns in an intimate area.
A far better option than faffing about with your daily portions of fruit is to just buy a masturbation sleeve, such as a Fleshlight, and use it with plenty of lube to create that slippery effect.
Introducing the best DIY pocket pussy list – improved and created by Bedbible!
We took those tried-and-true DIY Fleshlight and pocket pussy projects and improved upon them .
Plus, we went into the Bedbible laboratory and came up with 5 NEW exclusive DIY pocket pussy and Fleshlights that you can make at home for just a few bucks!
Best yet, most of our homemade Fleshlights and pocket pussies are discreet and can be used over and over again!
It’s easy to make a homemade pocket pussy or DIY Fleshlight with things you have around the house.
Use your imagination and get creative! I took a little trip to The Dollar Tree and found several things for just a buck which I used to build our DIY strokers!
So, take a look at the following list and see what you have lying around the house or garage.
The rest you can order online at your favorite retailer or take a trip to your local dollar shop.
Now that I have shared some of the items, I have used to create these homemade pocket pussies, let’s jump right into all of the fun DIY projects!
Below is a video where I give a quick overview of what you need and what your new homemade fleshlight will look like :
The Pringles can DIY Fleshlight is quite the popular stroker project!
However, I’ve made a few improvements to make your homemade sex toy even better than the original.
For instance, I added a sponge to the top, which has a split in the center, that feels more like entering a nice, tight vagina instead of the aggravation of adding something around the rim of the can.
Here’s what you need to make your own Pringles can Fleshlight.
Wipe out the chip can with a paper towel. Place 4 sponges on top of one another – end to end -, along the sides of the can.
Take the 5 th sponge and carefully cut a slit in the center of it. Place it over the opening of the can and secure it with a rubber band or duct tape.
Place an exam glove into the slit and push it half way into the can.
Stretch the opening of the glove over the can and sponge then secure it with a rubber band.
Lube up and enjoy yourself! After use, simply remove the glove and toss it in the trash. That way, you can use this DIY pocket pussy over and over again!
For one-time use, wet your sponges with warm water. Skip the exam glove, lube up and enjoy the warm, squishy wetness. When finished, simply toss the entire can in the trash. With the cost of chips and sponges, your disposable pocket pussy would cost around $3.50 USD
You can also use different sized sponges inside the can, for instance, large, car wash sponges. Or, double the number of small sponges to make your masturbator tighter.
The super deluxe crisp can: Before adding the top sponge, dangle a few sets of plastic beads into the can. Continue with the final step and you have a DIY pocket pussy with exciting texture!
You’ve probably seen the party balloon DIY pocket pussy all over the internet. Personally, I have no idea how that could possibly feel good! And if one of those balloons pops, that might not feel pleasant on your erect penis.
So, I thought about it and came up with a new and improved party balloon homemade pocket pussy. The best part is, that if a balloon pops, it will feel like a squirting vagina instead of a painful snap!
Fill the party balloons about 1/8-1/4 full using warm water. Place them into the plastic container, alternating side-to-side.
Push the fingers of the glove down, in between the balloons.
Carefully stretch the opening of the glove over the rim. This keeps the balloons from falling out as well as prevents you from having to rinse off the balloons after each use.
Squirt some of your favorite lube into the glove then slather it on yourself and have some fun. When finished, simply pull out the glove and toss it in the trash, Place the lid on the container and put it away for another day!
Fill the balloons with vegetable oil instead of water. It takes a bit more finesse to do, but it will give you a completely different feel.
Dangle some cheap, plastic party beds among the balloons for some texture.
Before using your homemade pocket pussy again, soak the water-filled balloons in hot water for about 15 minutes so they are warm. Or, if you enjoy temperature play, put some of your balloons in warm water and some in the freezer!
The dish towel pocket pussy is one of the quickest, easiest and most discreet homemade strokers around! I simply added my own creative twist to this DIY project so your new stroker has a variety of tightness.
Fold the towel long ways and begin rolling it, keeping in mind the girth of your penis.
If you need a bit of help, place a toothpaste tube inside the towel before rolling it.
Once your towel is completely rolled, add rubber bands or pony tail holders of different sizes and thicknesses, along the length of the towel.
Next, place a stretchy exam glove inside the towel, stretch the glove opening over the end of the towel and secure with another rubber band.
Apply lube inside the glove and to your penis and stroke till your dick’s content. When finished, remove the glove and toss it in the trash. Leave your soft pocket pussy as it is or disassemble it and no one will be the wiser!
Use a towel that is ribbed or textured for a more interesting feel.
Place a few plastic beaded necklaces, bungee cords or whatever you can find around the house on the towel before rolling it up to add more exciting texture.
Put that pandemic hoard to good use by making a toilet paper pocket pussy! It’s extremely easy to make and you can still use the tissue afterward – that is, if you’re not too rough!
Place your finger between the cardboard tube and the toilet paper. Go all the way around the tube until the toilet paper is no longer connected.
Slide out the carboard tube and toss it.
Take a couple of rubber bands or pony tail holders and stretch them around either end of the toilet paper.
Stuff a stretchy, exam glove into the center of the roll and fold the opening over one end.
Squirt your favorite lube into the glove and enjoy your quick and easy DIY pocket pussy! When finished, pull out the glove and toss it. Keep the toilet paper under the sink for the next time or use it for facial tissue; waste not, want not, especially in case toilet paper becomes scarce once again!
Instead of toilet paper, use a roll of generic paper towels. Not only will it accommodate a longer penis, paper towels are usually more textured.
Do not use this homemade pocket stroker without a glove! Otherwise the toilet tissue will come apart and stick all over you.
The DIY Fleshlight sport is a super-cheap way to create a homemade Fleshlight for under $10. And, if you use condoms or stretchy, medical gloves, you can use this sex toy over and over again!
Remove the cap from your sports bottle or cup. Take the cellulose sponges and line the inside of the cup, overlapping the sponges to create texture and shape.
Take the top layer of sponges and fold them over the rim of the cup. Then, secure the sponges with a rubber band. You can also use duct tape, if you won’t be removing the sponges or using the cap for storage.
Stuff a stretchy, exam glove into the opening and fold it over the rim of the cup and the sponges.
Lube the glove and yourself up and enjoy your DIY Fleshlight Sport! Once you’ve pleasured yourself, simply pull out the glove and toss it in the trash.
Next, shove the sponges inside the cup downward, put the lid back on the cup and store it in a drawer, your closet or under the bed.
Cellulose sponges naturally feel damp. Therefore, pop your cup in the microwave for about 10 to 15 seconds to warm them up. Just be sure your cup is microwave safe.
For another warm and wet experience, put hot water in your cup before placing the glove inside. Pour out the excess water, stretch the glove over the opening and enjoy! Afterward, squeeze the water out of the sponges and allow them to dry before storing your DIY Fleshlight sport.
Don’t have medical gloves? No problem! Slip on a condom instead!
Sure, sticking your dick into a plush toy may seem a bit strange to some. However, this is an extremely discreet way to masturbate without anyone knowing you have a sex toy! Just make sure you choose a plush toy that you can sit on a shelf or in your closet that matches your style and personality.
Find an area of the toy that’s on the underside and using scissors or a knife, poke a hole in the fabric.
Gently tear the fabric to create a hole to accommodate your penis size.
Put your fingers inside the toy and move the fiber fill around, making a canal for your penis.
Then, place a stretchy glove inside the hole.
Lube the inside of the glove and enjoy your homemade pocket pussy; aka, the love plushie. When you’re finished, just pull out the glove, toss it and put your plushie on a shelf or in the closet. You can also use your toy by simply wearing a condom.
Search for a plush toy that’s more masculine like a snake, dinosaur or even one of your state’s sports mascots; something that wouldn’t seem odd for you to own.
When using your homemade masturbator, keep your thumbs on the edges of the glove if your toy isn’t narrow enough to stretch the glove over.
Put your love plushie under a heating pad or blanket before use for a warm, soft solo session.
This DIY pocket pussy is extremely easy to make with things most everyone has around the house! Therefore, it may not cost you a penny to create.
Rinse your bottle and allow to dry so the stuffing doesn’t stick to the sides. Using a bread knife, cut the top off the bottle, making sure the opening is big enough for your erect penis.
Trim any excess plastic with scissors and smooth any edges with sand paper. However, that’s not required, since we are covering the entrance with a sponge.
Now, stuff the bottle fully with the fiber fill fluff or pillow filling; be sure you put in plenty so the sides of the bottle will still stimulate you without feeling hard.
Once filled, place your fingers in the center of the bottle and make a hole for your penis.
Next, take a sponge that covers the entire opening and cut a slit in the center.
Using strong duct tape, secure the edges of the sponge all the way around the bottle.
Next, push a stretchy medical glove through the slit and fold the opening over your sponge.
Before sliding in, be sure and lube up the inside of the glove and your penis! Once you’ve had a hot session with your new DIY pocket pussy, just pull out the glove and toss it. That way, you can use your stroker over and over again.
Instead of using a medical glove, you can always put on a condom.
Choose a bottle with ridges inside, as I did, for extra texture and stimulation. You can also use a more flexible bottle so you can squeeze as you stroke.
Get a warm and cozy solo session by wrapping your homemade pocket pussy in a hot water bottle or heating pad for about 30 minutes beforehand.
This do-it-yourself pocket pussy is quite popular. As a matter of fact, this video is so hilarious, I can’t help but share it! Sure, you can follow those instructions if you choose. However, I have tweaked this design to give you crazy-good texture that you’ll feel a lot more than gummy candies!
Fold your towel in half, long ways.
Lay the glove at the end of the towel with a few inches of the opening of the glove hanging over.
Next, take the candy of your choice and lay it next to the glove in a pattern or randomly.
Now, start rolling your towel carefully, making sure you leave enough room for your penis inside.
The towel should look like this when finished. If the glove isn’t sticking out enough, gently pull until a few inches are sticking out.
Place the rolled towel inside of your cup; the opening of the glove should now be sticking upward.
Fold the glove down, stretching it over the opening of the cup. Finally, secure the glove with a rubber band, if necessary.
Now, lube the inside of the glove up with a water-based lube and go to town on your sweet candy cup DIY masturbator! When you’re finished, pull out the glove and toss it in the trash. If you want to, disassemble your sex toy, eat the candy and take a nap.
Instead of using candy, get creative by using Mardi Gras beads, bungee cords, marbles or anything else you can scrounge up around the house to create texture.
Using a towel with ribbing or other textures will only add to the sensations of your homemade sex toy.
Experiment with different sized cups and towels with varying thickness.
This one-size-fits-all do-it-yourself pocket pussy is a bit more difficult to make. But if you stick with it, this homemade sex toy will be your absolute favorite! Plus, it costs far less than a store-bought Fleshlight. I improved on the same ole instructions to give you the wildest texture you’ve ever felt!
Using a sharp knife, cut the pool noodle to the length you prefer.
Next, cut your pool noodle tube long ways.
Now, using a knife, remove some of the thickness from the middle of the pool noodle. The noodle will keep a slit and adjust to your girth, therefore, it’s not necessary to thin it too much. Also, don’t worry about it being smooth and perfect, the lumps, bumps and pockets will make for stimulating texture!
The next step is to cut one of your bead necklaces so it’s a single strand, rather than a loop. Apply hot glue to the inside of the pool noodle a little bit at a time, placing the beads in a random pattern.
Fortunately, the hot glue melts the material and allows the beads to settle into the divots. Use another strand of beads, if necessary. Allow everything to cool.
The next step is to place the wash cloth over the beads, tucking it into the tube so your penis will have plenty of room.
Tuck a stretchy medical glove into one end of the noodle, leaving a few inches hanging out.
Secure the wash cloth with 2 thick rubber bands on either end of the tube.
Now, stretch the glove over the end of the tube and the wash cloth. Secure the glove with another rubber band.
Tuck the other end of the cloth inside the tube, although, that’s not 100% necessary. It just makes it look neater. Squirt some lubricant inside the glove and apply lube to your penis too. Slide yourself in and enjoy the amazing textures!
Instead of beads, use what you have lying around the house and garage. For instance, bungee cords, plastic tubing, rubber gaskets or marbles will add interesting texture.
If you’re not the crafty type, you don’t have to add beads at all! Simply carve the inside of the pool noodle to create your texture. Plus, doing it this way eliminates the need for a wash cloth!
This particular DIY masturbator is a commonly shared idea. However, I shopped at The Dollar Tree and got this football for $1! Not only does it look cool, it was far cheaper than a name brand foam football.
Using a sharp knife, cut one of the pointed tips off the football.
Using your fingers, stick them into the center of the foam, making a hole that will accommodate your erect penis. If necessary, stick a knife into the center of the foam and turn it in circles. Next, reach in and pull out any loose foam.
Now, place a stretchy, medical glove into the hole and fold the opening over the ball.
Lube up and have a ball; yes, pun intended. When finished, discard the glove and store the football on the flat end. It looks cool and no one will know you have a DIY sex toy!
If you don’t have any gloves around, use a plastic bag or large, freezer storage bag. Either of these will fold over the end of the football and stay in place nicely.
Put those packing materials to good use! Bubble wrap comes in all sizes and textures so, rather than throwing it ou
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