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5.0 out of 5 stars An intresting and wanted addition
Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2017
I must say, this one surprised me. For starters it was a more bluish color (for me) and pretty thick. What it may lack in length to some it makes it up in the girth. When I got it I was a bit intimidated and didn't play with it until a few day later. Once I did, I never felt a toy like it before in my life. Yes it is thick and will take patience, but the feeling of it was something else. It easily became my top three.
1.0 out of 5 stars cheap do not buy the silicone cracks and awful customer ...
Reviewed in the United States on February 9, 2015
cheap do not buy the silicone cracks and awful customer service a huge 140 dollar waste
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I must say, this one surprised me. For starters it was a more bluish color (for me) and pretty thick. What it may lack in length to some it makes it up in the girth. When I got it I was a bit intimidated and didn't play with it until a few day later. Once I did, I never felt a toy like it before in my life. Yes it is thick and will take patience, but the feeling of it was something else. It easily became my top three.

This thing is HUGE! I love stretching out for him. Not for the faint of heart but if you want a nice girthy challenge with some decent length, go for it! 10/10

Soft yet not floppy. Works great and looks good too.

5.0 out of 5 stars

Will buy more.

By N7GTJ on February 28, 2017

Great toy. Great price. Highly recommended. I'd also like to note that the review by -Andrew Is a false review. As you can tell it's not a verified purchase. And he has said the same thing on all their products. Maybe he should shove the large one of these where the sun don't shine! Good job Bad Dragon. Great quality! Keep it up! !

Let's just say I should have ordered a small. It's awesome to feel the spines up the butt, but seriously, order a small if this is your first Bad Dragon product.

ORDER THE SMALL IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER. Seriously, this is a massive toy, lots of girth (You could attach a handle and make your own draconian penetrator). Shipped in time, packaged discretely, nice box, came with instructions. Can't use it now though, but I'll keep it as a conversation piece.

I like the design and material of the toy.It is made of a very soft silicone wich has a lot of give to it, which makes it a very gentle toy to use.The size is a bit much even for an experienced user, so if unsure buy the small.

Just got this guy yesterday. He is a little intimidating coming out of the box. Quality of item is amazing. The silicone is flawless and the colors are beautiful. This is the first time we've bought from Bad Dragon, and we will be buying from them again. Once you get past his size and his frightening appearance though, he is amazing. Even in a medium (5) firmness, you can still feel everything. Definitely recommend for anyone looking to spice up their love life or need an extra companion. Be warned though that it is easy to put nail marks in the silicone, so be careful not to break the silicone, as it could cause it to begin to crumble!

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Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc. is an American manufacturer of fantasy-themed sex toys , primarily targeted at members of the furry fandom . Products are sold online and at conventions.

The CEO of Bad Dragon, Jan "Varka" Mulders, also owns the booru e621 (and its safe for work database mirror e926) and the role-playing website F-List, both of which also cater to furries. [1]

Bad Dragon was founded in June 2008. [2] [3] Jan "Varka" Mulders, one of the four co-founders (the others being Brian "Athus Nadorian" Dyer, "Narse", and "Raith"), had begun making sex toys in his university dormitory in Scotland the previous year. [2] [4] The company is now based in Phoenix , Arizona . [5]

The company's products are primarily fantasy themed, with the creatures emulated including dragons , [6] horses , orcas , chimeras , and werewolves . [3] [4] [7] [8] The website formerly featured a 'biography' of the characters each toy was based upon, alongside an illustration; [5] [6] [8] as of August 15, 2017 [update] , this feature is only accessible by registered users, with listings for unregistered viewers displaying only pictures of the sex toy in question and details about its physical attributes. Bad Dragon also offers a 3-D interactive model to view certain areas of each toy.

Customers can also submit their own designs, some of which are chosen for limited production. [3]

Bad Dragon is featured in the nerd culture documentary Traceroute . [9] [10]

June 2008 ; 14 years ago ( 2008-06 )

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