Bad Dragon Vibrator
![](/file/9d11000d16f29988389bc.gif)
🔞 ALL INFORMATION CLICK HERE 👈🏻👈🏻👈🏻
Bad Dragon Vibrator
Deliver to
Russian Federation
Don't Change
Change Address
Flint (Medium)
›
Customer reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars An intresting and wanted addition
Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2017
I must say, this one surprised me. For starters it was a more bluish color (for me) and pretty thick. What it may lack in length to some it makes it up in the girth. When I got it I was a bit intimidated and didn't play with it until a few day later. Once I did, I never felt a toy like it before in my life. Yes it is thick and will take patience, but the feeling of it was something else. It easily became my top three.
1.0 out of 5 stars cheap do not buy the silicone cracks and awful customer ...
Reviewed in the United States on February 9, 2015
cheap do not buy the silicone cracks and awful customer service a huge 140 dollar waste
Top reviews Most recent Top reviews
All reviewers Verified purchase only All reviewers
All stars 5 star only 4 star only 3 star only 2 star only 1 star only All positive All critical All stars
Text, image, video Image and video reviews only Text, image, video
I must say, this one surprised me. For starters it was a more bluish color (for me) and pretty thick. What it may lack in length to some it makes it up in the girth. When I got it I was a bit intimidated and didn't play with it until a few day later. Once I did, I never felt a toy like it before in my life. Yes it is thick and will take patience, but the feeling of it was something else. It easily became my top three.
This thing is HUGE! I love stretching out for him. Not for the faint of heart but if you want a nice girthy challenge with some decent length, go for it! 10/10
Soft yet not floppy. Works great and looks good too.
5.0 out of 5 stars
Will buy more.
By N7GTJ on February 28, 2017
Great toy. Great price. Highly recommended. I'd also like to note that the review by -Andrew Is a false review. As you can tell it's not a verified purchase. And he has said the same thing on all their products. Maybe he should shove the large one of these where the sun don't shine! Good job Bad Dragon. Great quality! Keep it up! !
Let's just say I should have ordered a small. It's awesome to feel the spines up the butt, but seriously, order a small if this is your first Bad Dragon product.
ORDER THE SMALL IF YOU ARE A BEGINNER. Seriously, this is a massive toy, lots of girth (You could attach a handle and make your own draconian penetrator). Shipped in time, packaged discretely, nice box, came with instructions. Can't use it now though, but I'll keep it as a conversation piece.
I like the design and material of the toy.It is made of a very soft silicone wich has a lot of give to it, which makes it a very gentle toy to use.The size is a bit much even for an experienced user, so if unsure buy the small.
Just got this guy yesterday. He is a little intimidating coming out of the box. Quality of item is amazing. The silicone is flawless and the colors are beautiful. This is the first time we've bought from Bad Dragon, and we will be buying from them again. Once you get past his size and his frightening appearance though, he is amazing. Even in a medium (5) firmness, you can still feel everything. Definitely recommend for anyone looking to spice up their love life or need an extra companion. Be warned though that it is easy to put nail marks in the silicone, so be careful not to break the silicone, as it could cause it to begin to crumble!
Please make sure that you are posting in the form of a question.
Your recently viewed items and featured recommendations
Conditions of Use Privacy Notice Interest-Based Ads © 1996-2022, Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates
Customer Reviews, including Product Star Ratings help customers to learn more about the product and decide whether it is the right product for them.
To calculate the overall star rating and percentage breakdown by star, we don’t use a simple average. Instead, our system considers things like how recent a review is and if the reviewer bought the item on Amazon. It also analyzed reviews to verify trustworthiness.
You must be at least eighteen years old to view this content. Are you over eighteen and willing to see adult content?
Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement and Privacy Policy. ©2022 reddit inc. All rights reserved. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc.
Is Sony pulling some Red Wedding-type moves?
Not all sitcoms can be as popular as Young Sheldon.
All your favorite things have been lying to you.
We’ve discussed William Castle here at Cracked, the all-time king of horror movie gimmicks. And among all his contrivances to get butts in theater seats to watch B-grade schlock, there's a particularly clever one used in one of his ‘best’ movies, Homicidal.
We previously chronicled how in the Internet age, the whole sex toy thing has gotten completely, terrifyingly out of hand.
Well, there's a whole new generation of devices that will get your blood pumping for all the wrong reasons. So have your nightmares welcome their new guests...
Admit it, every time you visit your local sex store you look up and down the aisles and are secretly ashamed and disgusted that there's not a single toy that can also double as some kind of medieval siege weapon.
Lucky for you, some perverse engineers thought the same thing and nipped that problem in the bud. As with all of the devices on this list, we'll leave it to your imagination as to what the thing looks like in use.
"This machine is so smooth, quiet and easy to use it allows you to focus more on your pleasure and less on your mechanical abilities."
Ah, from medieval weapon to medieval torture device. If you're into that sort of thing, or if you're conducting your own inquisition, then this tiny Iron Maiden for a schlong may be right up your alley.
For those of us who prefer not to have metal spikes jammed in our units, it probably keeps a mean grip on hot dogs when you're cooking over an open fire.
"Imagine the look on your boy toy's face when he wants to feel that pleasure but something else is keeping him from fully realizing his arousal."
It's a sign of our throwaway society that people can't even be bothered to use reusable canned vaginas anymore, but the convenience of a Pepsi sized tube of greased up, squishy polymers just can't be beat. We're guessing on every corner in Japan they've got these in vending machines.
"Complete with lubricant, this disposable pussy will leave you wanting more!"
Two things that any good sex toy should have are the ability to both scratch those super hard-to-reach places and the ability to warp the mind of a child should they ever stumble upon it by accident. This nightmarishly well-endowed bear accomplishes both rather nicely. We wonder if they ever made a tie-in cartoon starring this little guy.
"Your pussy is a play thing and this wireless teddy is the one to play with."
It's a little known fact that not all sex dolls are made for personal enjoyment. Some, like this sagging septuagenarian doll, are just made to haunt the recesses of your psyche for all time. And force you to buy denture cleaner.
"Mature kink love doll comes with her own false teeth."
It's pretty much a given that intimacy can't be achieved very well without making use of the sense of touch. On the other hand, you'd figure it's a given that you shouldn't be trying to get intimate while wearing a poor man's Freddy Krueger hand accessory on each finger, but not everyone rolls the same way. So cram these on your fingers and get the Emergency Room on speed dial.
"Wear all five or just one or two at a time. Even one will get you the respect you deserve."
It's sad that looking at a selection of dildos modeled after animals and mythical beasts is barely shocking in this day and age. But, thankfully, we have innovative devices like the Drippy Dragon to keep us on our toes.
This dildo, modeled somehow after a dragon wang, actually shoots jets of spooge for all those situations in which you need something like that to happen.
"Includes free 8oz / 250ml bottle of Bad Dragon cum-lube."
So you're in a bit of a pickle. That special someone is coming over but you're afraid your sex life is getting boring. What's the best way to combine as many godawful fetishes into one place, preferably a pair of pants, as quickly and efficiently as possible? Here's your answer.
Waiting for us to explain how it works? Figure it out. We're done thinking about it.
You know how mattresses have that tag on them warning you not to remove it, and it's hard to figure out what could be so bad if you removed the tag, but almost nobody ever removes it anyway, just because something awful might happen? If someone wrote on that tag that you should never stick an electrified metal rod in your wang, this product might never have been invented.
"The Electrosex Urethral Sounds is not for beginners."
One of the worst things that can happen to anyone's sex life is the day you wake up and realize your sexuality in no way reflects anything you've witnessed in the Hellraiser series of films. It doesn't have to be that way though. Thanks, Extreme Ass Spreader!
OK, we have to interject here. Why in the hell would you possibly need to stretch your anus four inches wide?
Ah, again we learn why you don't ask the Internet a question you don't want to know the answer to.
Is that a radiation symbol on the side?
"The heft, thickness and range of this butt plug means you'll get a fulfilling stretch."
Well, might as well get the dildos out of the way now.
The thing is, every kind of sex has disadvantages, where you can't reach certain things or perform certain actions, or one partner gets left out of the pleasure. This product seems to perfectly combine all of those downsides into one device.
And are we crazy or is it physically impossible to breathe with that thing on?
"This soft leather strap-on harness makes it easy to strap a dildo to your face."
So... we're not experts on this sort of thing but do people build up like, a tolerance to vibrators? To the point that they need them to vibrate way, way more than even the most powerful internal motor can drive it? To the point that in order to feel anything, you need an industrial power tool spinning your marital aid at several hundred RPMs and creating enough friction to spark spontaneous vaginal combustion in the process?
Aaaaand here's a way to put out the aforementioned vagina-fire.
This actually looks like a fairly standard piece of high-quality plumbing equipment you'd find at the hardware store, until you look closely at the largest black attachment. Then you realize this is for, as the site says, "intimate water play."
For extra fun, try to picture how the other attachments are used.
"6'/ 1.828 meters of non-tarnishing, nickel-free, non-crimping flexible hose."
Remember how, as a teenager, you'd try to dupe members of the opposite sex into a game of Twister in the hopes of one day maybe touching some boob "by accident"? This is what happens when that mischievous childhood memory is taken to Hollywood and gang fucked by men in masks.
"Post Master Kit contains the following: ... 1 Beret protector... "
If the Post Master up there didn't look quite dangerous enough, why not take those same mounted dildos and put them on a spring? And then jump up and down with it inside you? Why, they even added an attachment for a friend so you can stare into each other's eyes as you both come to the realization you're suffering massive genital trauma that you'll likely never recover from.
"This Jack Hammer Johnson come with two cradles, two passion grips ... and all the necessary mounting hardware."
Remember all those times you had sex and thought something was missing? If that something involved being suspended by your ankles in a full-body rubber straight jacket, your life is about to get a whole lot better. If not, things are probably about to get worse.
"The hood is breathable but can restrict some airflow."
This gruesome looking thing may or may not be designed to make the average man look as though his crotch is being attacked by an afro'd manta ray. It's hard to say, really.
"There are 9 different hair colors and 5 different hairstyles to choose from."
Ian is currently recovering from the trauma of researching this article over at www.ScenicAnemia.com .
For further terror from the world of sex, check out 5 Ridiculous (Safe for Work) Fetishes . Or find out about some people who just couldn't find what they needed from the sex toy industry, in The 6 Strangest Objects People Were Caught Having Sex With .
And to wipe the horror from your eyes, stop on by Cracked.com's Top Picks .
We've got your morning reading covered.
The first movies had more in common philosophically with Instagram than, say, Jurassic Park.
People didn’t trust how cheap Tater Tots were at first.
From trash cats to god-like kitties, these are the best (and worst) felines.
If I win the election can I call you dad?
COPYRIGHT © 2005-2022 Cracked is published by Literally media Ltd.,
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Jan "Varka" Mulders Brian "Athus Nadorian" Dyer "Narse" "Raith"
^ Valens, Ana; Feay, Aithne (November 27, 2019). "Bad Dragon's kingdom of fantasy sex toys is caged by 'queer' capitalism" . The Daily Dot . Archived from the original on April 19, 2020 . Retrieved May 5, 2020 .
^ Jump up to: a b Donohue, Caitlin (September 20, 2012). "Werewolf beats all: Interview with the CEO of fantasy sex toy site Bad Dragon (NSFW)" . San Francisco Bay Guardian . Archived from the original on September 23, 2012 . Retrieved July 18, 2015 .
^ Jump up to: a b c O'Connor, Brendan (July 1, 2014). "Bad Dragon's green dildos are firing up the fantasy-sex market" . The Daily Dot . Archived from the original on August 1, 2015 . Retrieved July 18, 2015 .
^ Jump up to: a b Sciortino, Karley (June 1, 2011). "Enter the Dragon" . Vice . Archived from the original on October 8, 2016 . Retrieved August 24, 2017 .
^ Jump up to: a b Cleland, Jake (July 2, 2014). "Giant dragon dildos are real and they're spectacular" . The Vine . Fairfax Media . Archived from the original on 2015-04-05.
^ Jump up to: a b Davis, Allison P. (July 2, 2014). "The Cut: Make Your Game of Thrones Sex Fantasy Come True" . New York magazine . Archived from the original on December 31, 2014 . Retrieved July 18, 2015 .
^ Gale, Hannah (July 2, 2014). "These dildos are shaped to look like dragon penises, and we're pretty terrified" . Metro . Archived from the original on May 26, 2016 . Retrieved July 18, 2015 .
^ Jump up to: a b Shrayber, Mark (July 1, 2014). "Here's the Giant Dragon Dildo You've Been Writing Erotic Fan-Fic About" . Jezebel . Archived from the original on July 22, 2015 . Retrieved July 18, 2015 .
^ Mühlbauer, Peter (March 7, 2015). "Über den Raum in die Zeit" . Telepolis (in German). Heise Online . Archived from the original on May 12, 2016 . Retrieved June 14, 2016 .
^ Higgins, Chris (May 1, 2016). " 'Traceroute,' A Documentary about Nerds and Annihilation" . Mental Floss . Archived from the original on June 5, 2016 . Retrieved June 14, 2016 .
Bad Dragon Enterprises, Inc. is an American manufacturer of fantasy-themed sex toys , primarily targeted at members of the furry fandom . Products are sold online and at conventions.
The CEO of Bad Dragon, Jan "Varka" Mulders, also owns the booru e621 (and its safe for work database mirror e926) and the role-playing website F-List, both of which also cater to furries. [1]
Bad Dragon was founded in June 2008. [2] [3] Jan "Varka" Mulders, one of the four co-founders (the others being Brian "Athus Nadorian" Dyer, "Narse", and "Raith"), had begun making sex toys in his university dormitory in Scotland the previous year. [2] [4] The company is now based in Phoenix , Arizona . [5]
The company's products are primarily fantasy themed, with the creatures emulated including dragons , [6] horses , orcas , chimeras , and werewolves . [3] [4] [7] [8] The website formerly featured a 'biography' of the characters each toy was based upon, alongside an illustration; [5] [6] [8] as of August 15, 2017 [update] , this feature is only accessible by registered users, with listings for unregistered viewers displaying only pictures of the sex toy in question and details about its physical attributes. Bad Dragon also offers a 3-D interactive model to view certain areas of each toy.
Customers can also submit their own designs, some of which are chosen for limited production. [3]
Bad Dragon is featured in the nerd culture documentary Traceroute . [9] [10]
June 2008 ; 14 years ago ( 2008-06 )
Tubexclips.Com
Nude Lesbeans
My Hero Hentai Comic