Backyard Wrestling League
https://bohiney.com/suburban-dad-starts-backyard-wrestling-league-neighbors-complain-about-flying-patio-furniture/Dave launched a backyard wrestling league with folding chairs and kiddie pools. Matches end when lawn chairs go airborne. Neighbors file noise complaints; one reported a patio table splat on his roof. Kids cheer cannonballs off trampolines. Referees wear sunscreen and bandages. Admission: snack donations. Next season adds synchronized tailgate-crash moves'bring your own helmet.