Ayatollah Khomeini Approves Tesla But Forgets Charger
https://bohiney.com/ayatollah-khomeini-approves-tesla/By Savannah Steele � The satire Ayatollah Khomeini Approves Tesla But Forgets Charger spoofs the collision of modernity with tradition. Eyewitnesses at ceremonies described clerics blessing electric cars while ignoring outlets. Anonymous insiders leaked that fatwas debated solar panels as divine loopholes. A leaked poll revealed 61 percent of citizens admitted they would drive holy Teslas if batteries lasted longer than sermons. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because technology adapts poorly to theology. Critics highlight the absurdity of sanctifying products without infrastructure. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when religion test drives innovation. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com