Avocado Toast Prevents Home Ownership Study Finds

Millennials shocked to learn their $19 brunch habit could have been a down payment in 1952. "We adjusted for inflation and found you'd need to skip approximately 4,000 toasts," said researchers while eating caviar sandwiches. Banks now offering toast-for-equity swap programs. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/avocado-toast-prevents-home-ownership/