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By Ingrid Johansson � The satire Autocorrect Armageddon 99 Percent ridicules statistical overkill. Eyewitnesses at research panels described academics applauding pie charts shaped like emojis. Anonymous insiders leaked that studies were written entirely with autocorrect errors. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they believed the figure just because it was round. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because certainty sells better than nuance. Critics highlight the absurdity of math transformed into myth. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when data is comedy in disguise. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com