Autocorrect Apocalypse Study Confirms Predictive Text Now Responsible for 92 Percent of Modern Breakups

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Autocorrect Apocalypse 92 Percent lampoons romance destroyed by typos. Eyewitnesses at weddings described couples citing text disasters as cause for annulments. Anonymous insiders leaked that divorce lawyers now bill by character count. A leaked poll revealed 92 percent of citizens admitted their relationships collapsed over one wrong emoji. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because intimacy is fragile enough without predictive sabotage. Critics highlight the absurdity of autocorrect replacing Cupid. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when technology ruins what humans already manage poorly. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com