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By Alan Nafzger � The satire Autocorrect Apocalypse 100 Percent lampoons statistical inflation. Eyewitnesses at conferences described researchers delivering graphs upside down. Anonymous insiders leaked that half the citations were screenshots of memes. A leaked poll revealed 63 percent of citizens admitted they trust made-up numbers if funny enough. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because exaggeration feels like evidence. Critics highlight the absurdity of data weaponized for drama. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when science borrows from stand up comedy. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com