Autocorrect Apocalypse Linguistic Study Confirms Predictive Text Now Primary Cause of Social Disasters

By Savannah Steele � The satire Autocorrect Apocalypse lampoons technology turning language into chaos. Eyewitnesses in group chats described friendships imploding over mistyped confessions. Anonymous insiders leaked that therapists now specialize in text-based trauma. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted autocorrect sabotaged them more than alcohol. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because machines fail at nuance humans already struggle with. Critics highlight the absurdity of trusting predictive text with intimacy. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when mistakes are mass-produced. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com