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As the old saying goes: if you can’t do it yourself, have someone do it for you. But what’s a guy to do if no one’s available to give you some oral pleasure?
Well, you’re in luck because thankfully, the 15 best blowjob machines are available on the market and they’re the next best thing to a human mouth.
Here are our top 15 picks for automatic dick sucker sex toys!
Now, if you’re looking for a blowjob machine that can provide an experience that’s as close to the real deal as possible, then look no further than the top blowjob machine of 2022: the Autoblow AI!
We cannot overstate how amazing this futuristic male sex toy is, considering that it’s the only automatic blowjob machine that has preset modes based on real-life data derived from what men like about getting an old-fashioned. Better yet, the Autoblow AI has a whopping 10 preset BJ settings that range from “coy cock kissing” to “throat-busting BJ”.
Kudos to the developers of the Autoblow AI, too, as they managed to execute this blowjob machine’s concept impressively. The overall construction might not be as compact or visually pleasing as other male sex toys out there, but it more than makes up for that misgiving by being one hell of a durable toy and having a battery life that can last you a long time.
Suffice it to say that the Autoblow AI isn’t a one-and-done dick-sucking machine that you have to recharge after you bust that nut; you just have to clean up the sleeve after each session, and then you’re good to go for another hummer!
All in all, you won’t find a better blowjob machine right now than the Autoblow AI. In fact, this model has got us even more excited for the eventual Autoblow AI 2.0 that might be released in the future!
If you’re looking for a blowjob machine that requires little to no fuss and provides you with a whole lot of pleasure, then the Fleshlight Universal Launch is the perfect dick-sucking machine for you.
This male sex toy allows you to customize your BJs in a variety of ways, since it’s compatible with most Fleshlights , from the FleshJack Boys to the Stamina Training Unit.
It also does 250 strokes per minute!
The only problems with this blowjob toy are how its battery requires a relatively long charging time and that it’s not waterproof. Don’t get it twisted, though: it’s water-resistant, which means it can handle your load, but just don’t submerge it in water.
As with other Lovense products, this blowjob simulator toy can be activated with the use of their app and allows you to program how you want this male masturbator to suck the stress out of you.
Additionally, you can even use the app remotely wherever you are, so it’s perfect if you’re in a long-distance relationship and need some hot service.
Yes, it has factory settings if you want a quick robot blow job experience, but they’re too generic; the real fun is when you start customizing this male sex toy’s functions, whether you want it deep and fast or you want a lingering deepthroat type of feel.
This is an automatic blowjob machine that won’t require you to use your hands during the whole milking process— save for putting it on, of course. The result is an experience that comes as close to a real blowjob as possible.
The Quickshot Launch is a blowjob machine that only requires you to hold on to the side handles, which also include this sex toy’s controls for stroke speed and sucking sensation, and just let all your problems melt away while it does its job (pun intended).
At up to 250 strokes per minute , did we mention?
The only downside? The FQL is a relatively pricey device. However, this male masturbator basically pays for itself once you attach it to your willy.
A blowjob machine is all well and good, but they’re not always as affordable or as handy as a blowjob sex toy like the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan.
Whereas your regular blowjob robot relies on motors and controls, the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan puts its money almost entirely on high-quality materials that simulate both a mouth and a vagina at the same time.
Yup, this is a pocket pussy, and it’s one that has a 5-inch soft, realistic canal that’s simply a cut above the rest.
The F1S Developer’s Kit proves that blowjob sex toys don’t have to be cumbersome units. This handy blowjob toy is packed with features all in a package that you can easily carry around with you.
You can even control this sex toy with one hand!
The outer body of this blowjob toy is made of aluminum for lightweight durability; inside, you get textured and curved materials that feel all too real; and there’s a window panel for some visual stimulation while you use it.
All in all, the F1S Developer’s Kit is one of the best blowjob sex toys if you need a high-performing masturbator on the go. It’s also very popular with kinky couples.
Big boys need love, too, and the TENGA Ultra Size Onacup is the best option for you guys who are extra-large sausage holders out there.
Although not a blowjob robot—this is one of those traditional blowjob simulators— the TENGA is more than capable of giving you a nice realistic BJ nonetheless.
You’re going to love how it’s got a lube reservoir that dispenses it inside the Onacup for an easy, pleasurable feel. And the 6.25” canal is made up of varying textures of bumps and nubs that give you that nice real-life BJ sensation.
It might start off a bit tight, though, but that feeling easily disappears with a couple of uses.
The Kiiroo KEON is the future of cock sucking machines, as per the company’s advertisement. And when you find out what an automatic blowjob machine like this can do, you’re probably going to be convinced of that statement.
This is one of the best sex toys to have if you don’t mind still making minimal use of your hands while milking your one-eyed snake.
Apart from that, though, everything else is golden here: it’s got an ergonomic design for easy handling; controls that are one-hand friendly; and a cool futuristic LED light system for visual appeal.
It’s like if Cyberpunk 2077 had cock toys.
Forget all the VR gimmicks from the other blow job machines in the market today – TENGA has found you a way to strike a balance between kinky technology and traditional masturbation simulators with the Black Flip Hole.
This little masturbatory gadget combines everything great about TENGA’s Ultra Size Onacup with some nifty advanced features that let you control the intensity and stroke of the canal. You can even use it without an erection – great for men with ED!
Oh, and it even comes with a free packet of lube, which is a nice touch.
The Hummer Plus BJ Masturbator is a total beast of a BJ machine, there’s no doubt about it.
Despite its rather cumbersome size and overall design—what with all the wires and remotes—you’re going to find that this is one toy that’s stuffed with some of the best automatic features for a hands-free experience like no other.
Well, you’re getting a whopping 15 settings with this machine, along with 10 more vibration settings that let you create more than 100 variations for your masturbatory pleasure. Everything’s remote-controlled here, save for the suction that’s attached to the main device.
The Kiiroo Onyx+ is one of the most futuristic sex toys for some nice simulated oral sex.
With a sleek design and user-friendly interface, you’re going to find that the Kiiroo Onyx+ is one of the best options if you’re looking for the most interactive BJ toy experience out there.
That’s mainly thanks to both its VR app compatibility and content-pairing features that let you “ride along” with your favorite virtual reality porn , its affiliated sex chat sites, and erotic VR content.
Don’t let its looks fool you: the ZOLO Automatic Penis Masturbator is a great option if you’re looking for a BJ toy that’s just enough to give you a realistic sensation but not too primitive to be just a simple pocket pussy.
This is a vibrating masturbator that’s straight to the point: it’s got a couple of settings to choose from; an adjustable suction cup that’s shaped—you guessed it—in the form of a hot mouth; and the whole thing is rechargeable via USB.
Perfect for the man who likes to make a night out of their wank sessions, the Kiiroo Titan VR experience is a blowjob machine that gives you the most detailed and immersive masturbatory experience possible.
You can either use this gadget to sync with erotic content or, if you have a partner, connect it remotely for some mutual long-distance fun.
And although it’s not necessarily a hands-free experience, you’re going to love how the Kiiroo Titan VR sex toy set comes with a sleek and feature-packed handheld automatic male vibrator .
For a totally hands-free masturbation experience, you can’t go wrong with the Hot Octopuss Pulse III. This handy toy is touted as a “Guybrator”, with features specifically made for male sexual stimulation.
In other words, it vibrates your cock .
The Hot Octopuss Pulse III makes use of strategically placed oscillations with the use of their patented PulsePlate technology, which you can control using a couple of buttons on the side of the device.
It’s also waterproof and has a magnetic USB charging bay, too, so it’s pretty easy to charge, clean, and use in all different scenarios.
If you like the idea of a blowjob simulator, but you can’t afford one right now, maybe you should try a much cheaper manual alternative like the LoveHoney head Master Double Penis Stroker.
At less than $12 , this fun little penis toy is not going to break the bank – though it’s a little on the tight side, so maybe give it a miss if you’re well-endowed.
Blowjob machines are motorized penis toys that require batteries or electricity to operate. Most of these toys are also VR porn and smartphone-enabled , which allows its users to sync their devices with erotic videos and sites.
Male masturbator sex toys, on the other hand, are more traditional. They’re analog devices that simply make use of lubricant and silicone (or other rubber or plastic materials) to simulate a vagina, mouth, or anus in order to give its users a realistic sensation.
The Quickshot Launch is a hands-free oral sex machine that gives its users one of the most realistic BJ experiences available today.
Apart from its soft and real-feel materials, the QL also allows for a variety of settings and strokers that let you customize how you want to masturbate.
It can also stroke your penis up to 250 times per minute !
Manufacturers equip their respective machines with their own cleaning instructions, but here are a few tips that you should keep in mind:
How you clean your device depends on the material used.
For example, silicone simply requires rubbing it with a damp soapy cloth.. However, other materials may require that you use a specialized cleaner.
Unless it’s explicitly stated that your machine is waterproof, never dip it in water.
The safest choice here, as mentioned, is cleaning your machine with a cloth that’s been dampened with soapy water.
If not specifically included in the instructions, the best way to store your blowjob machine is to cover it in cloth.
If it has numerous detachable components, make sure to provide ample storage for each before covering them.
We’ve looked at many great blowjob machines here today, but which ones are worth your hard-earned cash?
Models like the Fleshlight Universal Launch , Kiiroo Onyx+ , or the F1S Developer’s Kit provide you with state-of-the-art fap sessions that are immersive and stimulating, stroking your penis so you don’t have to.
On the other hand, manual masturbators like the TENGA Ultra Size or the Thrust Pro Ultra Morgan provide you with a quick and simple way to orgasm without needing to read a manual before jerking off.
Whatever the case may be, you’re in for a treat with any of these men’s sex toys. Enjoy!
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Okay, so here’s the scoop: a few days ago, I uncovered a sex toy that has redefined the art of the ménage à un. The Autoblow 2 is an automatic BJ machine with an electric motor that can stroke the “member” for up to 1,000 hours. It was developed by an ex-pat living in China and it’s currently killing it on IndieGogo. The inventor of this Franken-gina boasts: “the days of doing it yourself are finally over.” Naturally, I had to see if the hype was worth it. So I got myself a sex robot. These are my findings.
After an initial awkward email exchange, in which the Autoblow’s father asked me to specify my “size," I was told to expect a large package containing the machine and an insert sleeve. The days of waiting felt like weeks as I imagined the type of sensations I was soon to experience. I had to wonder if it was going to change my outlook on masturbation and forever ruin sex with actual humans. With that state of mind, I decided to forego all forms of stimulation just like that episode of Seinfeld .
First off, this thing is a lot bigger than you think. Roughly the size of a 2-liter bottle of soda, with an exterior resembling R2-D2 and a silicon mouth that sports an unsettling wry grin. I reached inside the exoskeleton and felt, what appeared to be, three rings covered in beads. Sort of like the beads you’d use to make bracelets at camp.
Honestly, this sounds like a giant sex toy. I guess the closest thing I'd compare it to would be windshield wipers. With the sheer power it generated, I have to admit I was slightly fearful that my d*ck was going to get ripped off and the blood would cause an electric shock. It wasn’t the pain I was afraid of, but rather what it would say in my obituary in the newspaper. “Jeremy Glass: 27, died when his penis was eaten by a robot.”
The insert looks and feels like your standard-issue pencil-stroker. It was, perhaps, a little bit thinner than usual and the little mouth on the front smiles at you like the Mona Lisa. Obviously I moved it around and made it talk. I think the funniest thing I made it say was: “You had me at hello.”
It’s hard to explain the feeling as anything but weird. Very nice, but also vaguely familiar. For the most part, yes, it feels like you’re getting a BJ. But the mechanical sound and consistent motion takes you out of it. Not to say it doesn’t feel pleasant. It'll never replace the touch of a human being — but revealing your vinegar stroke face without any judging eyes gives a nice added element of privacy. So, yeah, that was the time I f*cked a robot.
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Price $$$ Material ABS, PC, silicone, TPE (sleeve) Size Dimensions 8.66″ x 5.12″ x 5.75″ Insertable Length 9″ Canal Diameter 1.6″ Charging Time 4 h
Run Time 0.5 h–2 h, depending on usage Speed From 6 to 230 strokes per minute Stroke Length 0.8–2.56″ How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Medium Hands-Free? Just hold onto it
Ergonomic shape with intuitive tactile buttons and grip control Fastest and most powerful BJ machine Connects to other toys via Feel Technology Connects to interactive video content (2D, 3D, VR porn)
Expensive for most folks Limited sleeve options (vaginal orifice only)
Price: $$$ Material: ABS plastic, silicone (sleeve) Insertable Length: 8.46″ Canal Diameter: 0.39″ Power Source: Electric-powered
Speed: 10 speeds Sensation Modes: 9 automatic BJ modes, 1 AI BJ mode How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Loud Hands-Free? Hold onto it
Bult-in AI motor for different BJ sensations Fits most penis sizes Interchangeable silicone sleeve for variety
Noise can get distracting during play Fast at lower speeds
Price $$ Material ABS, silicone, TPE (sleeve) Insertable Length 4.5″ Canal Diameter 2.75″ Speed Up to 600 strokes/min
Stroke length 0-4.3″ Sensation Modes Thrusting motion with variable stroke length and speed How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Quiet Hands-Free? Can be held with one hand
Can fit most penis sizes, thanks to its Velcro band Compatible with other manual strokers Wi-Fi and Bluetooth-enabled, syncs to interactive content Clear, detachable sleeve for easy cleanup
Electric-powered, you need to use it near a wall socket or power supply Only one sleeve available
Price $$ Material ABS, POM Size Dimensions 3.5″ x 3.11″ x 10.35″ Insertable Length 6.5″ Canal Diameter 1.5″ Charging Time 4 h
Run Time 1 h Speed Up to 140 strokes/min Sensation Modes 10 contracting rings How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Quiet Hands-Free? Just hold onto it
Lightweight, travel-friendly BJ machine Compatible with other Kiiroo devices Can be synchronized to interactive video content Easy-to-clean sleeve
Picky penis size Lacks thrusting sensations
Price $ Material TPE Insertable Length 5″ Canal Diameter 1.5″
Speed Manual Sensation Modes Suction How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Noisy with lube Hands-Free? No
With realistic mouth, nose, teeth, throat ridges, and tongue Temperature-responsive sleeve for real-life sensations Close-ended for intense suction Cheap, with no fancy motors
Not a machine, but a manual BJ stroker Requires manual wanking
Price $ Material ABS, TPR sleeve Insertable Length 4.75″ Canal Diameter 2.25″ Run Time Not specified
Speed Variable Sensation Modes 30 vibration speeds and patterns How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Loud Hands-Free? Yes
Powerful suction cup for hands-free BJ action Waterproof, removable sleeve for easy clean-up Remembers your last vibration setting
Not rechargeable No way to track different settings
PRICE $$$ MATERIAL PC ABS, PU coating SIZE DIMENSIONS 15.25″ length CHARGING TIME 6 h RUN TIME 1-2 h
SPEED Up to 250 strokes per minute SENSATION MODES Four variable stroke lengths and stroke speeds HOW NOISY/QUIET IS IT? Loud HANDS-FREE? Just hold onto both handles
Launch can be used while plugged in Compatible with almost all FL models (even Keon models) Smartphone mount for porn viewing Turbo Thrust simulates real BJ action
Long charge time, short use time No Wi-Fi or Bluetooth connectivity like the OG Launch
Price $$ Material PP, PC, silicone, ABS, TPE (sleeve) Size Dimensions 2.68″ x 3.35″ x 6.90″ Insertable Length 6.3″ Canal Diameter 0.5″ Charging Time ~90 min
Run Time ~40 min Speed 5 vibration modes Sensation Modes Rumbling vibrations How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Quiet Hands-Free? No
Dual vibrating motors for intense sensations Two pressure pads for more suction/pressure Can be used on a flaccid or erect penis Flip-open design for easy drying and simultaneous charging
Might take some getting used to Might be too small/tight for girthy folks or those over 7″ Requires manual wanking
Price $$ Material Hard plastic, TPE (sleeve) Insertable Length 9.5″ Canal Diameter 3.33″ Run Time 2-3 h
Speed 360-degree contractions Sensation Modes 3 contraction settings, 7 vibration settings How Noisy/Quiet Is It? Loud Hands-Free? Just hold onto it
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