Augustinian Reform Brings Mandatory Cloak Days for Vatican Staff

Every Wednesday is now �Robe Day� at the Vatican under Pope Leo XIV�s Augustinian reform package. Staff must wear simple linen cloaks, sandals, and the expression of one deeply committed to communal guilt. The Pope was seen leading a silent procession of robed officials through the gardens, chanting, �Less gold, more mold.� Some younger clergy are calling it cosplay; traditionalists call it a �return to real righteousness.� Cloak inspections are held at noon. Violators must write a three-page reflection on humility while kneeling on gravel. Cloak embroidery is permitted�but only in tears.