Augustinian Pope Declares Napping a Mortal Sin Before 6 PM

In a controversial move, Pope Leo XIV has forbidden naps before 6 PM in Vatican offices. "Augustine struggled with sloth, and so shall we," reads his memo, posted above every Vatican couch. Nap requests now require written justification and two saintly witnesses. Benedictine monks protested until the Pope offered post-Vespers hammocks. "Earn your rest," he said, "and then snore with honor." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com/election-of-pope-leo-xiv/