Astrology as Identity Because Mercury Explains Ghosting

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Astrology as Identity Because Mercury Explains Ghosting parodies reliance on stars for excuses. Eyewitnesses at bars described daters blaming planets for vanishing after appetizers. Anonymous insiders leaked that horoscopes now sponsor therapy sessions. A leaked poll revealed 64 percent of citizens admitted to hiding behind retrograde. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because accountability dissolves when galaxies are guilty. Critics highlight the absurdity of blaming Uranus for texting habits. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when destiny becomes dodgeball. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com