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Asstr Lubrican
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PLEASE NOTE: Over the last few years I lost my web developer, who created this site and maintained it. For that reason it has not been maintained. The stories are still here and available to read, but the feedback forms at the end of the books no longer work. Rules got changed and I didn't know how to impliment those changes. ALL EMAIL SHOULD BE SENT TO: merely.bob@gmail.com
When I get a chance I'll upload new stories and list them on the new stories page. They will not appear in the expanded menus, but will be listed on the appropriate genre page.
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A Word About My Pen Name : My original pen name was "Beating Off Bob" and a lot of the stories posted at this site were posted under that pen name in the past. They might still be posted under that pen name at some web sites that reposted my stories. So if you read something here that seems familiar, you may have read it when I was still that guy. Actually, I am still that guy, but that name gave people fits, so I changed it. And, if you write to me about a story, I'll write back and sign my name Bob. That's because it really is my name. Anyway, I changed my pen name to Lubrican.
Lubrican is an archaic spelling of the word "Leprechaun". Back when it was written "Lubrican" it referred to a sprite who was hard to see and hard to catch, and who excited the lusts of the unwary. I thought that fit pretty well as the name of an author who hopes to excite your lust with his stories.
What I Write About : I write stories primarily about young love, often in an incestuous setting, and almost always involving pregnancy or the risk of pregnancy. My short stories are pure stroke. The longer stories contain more plot, character development and a sprinkling of philosophy thrown in, mixed with a measure of humor from time to time.
You will find everything from westerns, to romance novels, to mysteries, to humor or satire, to action/adventure stories, to books set in specific historical settings, to fairy tales. Some are free, and some are for sale. Anywhere you see the little smashwords hand holding a book and the word PREVIEW, that means you can sample roughly 20-30% of the book free. You will be given a link to purchase it, should you decide to do so.
These stories are fantasies and, like an action adventure movie where guns never run out of bullets and it's just fine to kill pert near anybody, they are not intended to suggest that any of them could be lived out realistically. Many people enjoy fiction precisely because real life has so few happy endings. For that reason, most of my work does have happy endings, and things always work out to everyone's benefit. But let's remember it's fiction, and resist the impulse to think it could work out well in real life. It's fun to think about, and to watch, but don't try this at home.
My Signature Story : This would be a good story to start with. Using this story I explain my philosophy about writing what is - let's just admit it - smut. The story combines humor, hot sex and common sense to tell you what I think erotic writing is useful for. It was authored when I still used the old pen name, but the point of the story is still valid, so I didn't change it. Who The Hell Is Beating Off Bob? Summary : Imagine a group of women who get together to read dirty stories, about situations they'd never do in real life. Now imagine they could PRETEND to do them. Now imagine it was YOU they wanted to do them with. What would that be like? Dirk can tell you, because it happened to him. Codes : MF harem slow rom 1st humor cons reluc inc het oral mastrb pett
My Stories : I have divided my stories up into several categories. Each category is featured in the menu to the left with an expandable/collapsible menu of stories within the category. Clicking on the category name itself will take you to listings that include summaries and story codes.
New Stories : New stories will be listed on this page for a while and then moved to one of the following categories...
Blues Stories : Blues stories, generally, involve some angst, and a reluctance on the part of the characters to believe that the anticipated sexual acts could actually happen. Passion generally overcomes the reluctance, leading to a happy ending. I actually never know whether a story will be a "Blues" story until it's done. They have a certain quality to them that announces itself somewhere along the line. I don't set out to write a Blues story. It just happens.
Bob's Twisted Fairy Tales, Naughty Nursery Rhymes, and Erotic Fables : Usually based on traditional tales, I have updated them for adults, to add in those parts that traditional story-tellers couldn't tell. As there is some violence in traditional tales, there is also some violence in some of these. These stories let me blow off a little steam, and get the weirdness out of my system.
Romance Stories : Stories about incest and/or young love, or the discovery of passion. Most lead to pregnancy, usually desired, and all with happy endings. As a general rule, the shorter ones are "stroke" stories, while the longer ones have more extended plots and character development. The long stories have sex that's just as hot ... it's just a more interesting ride to get to it.
Interactive Stories : This type of story has multiple plots, and the reader chooses which one to read, while reading it. It lets you follow the story in the direction that most appeals to you.
Serial Stories : Multiple tales that carry the plot forward from one story to the next.
Uncle Bob Stories : I have gotten mail like this: "How many sisters and nieces does this guy have, anyway?!" Uncle Bob is a sort of amorphous kind of guy who changes from story to story. So do the women he interacts with. The stories are not about the same man or woman, but follow the same general plot outline. So, if you see the same names being used from one story to the next, it isn't about the same person. I have collected them into a group because a lot of people say they like Uncle Bob and "his" shenanigans. They are usually about Uncle Bob seducing somebody, or being seduced.
Stories for sale :
It is important to understand that most retailers in the United States are unwilling to publish either incest, or anything in which a character under the age of eighteen engages in sexual behavior. It's not illegal to publish such material, but the pressure from certain segments of society make it unprofitable to do so. For that reason, the published version of things may be slightly different than what you might see in my free books and stories. While I write fiction, I'm aware that teenagers know about sex, and engage in it. I'm not saying it's a good idea, but I'm not sticking my head in the sand, either.
That is why there were some stories I've written in which the plot just would not have worked if everybody was eighteen or older. They cannot be "cleansed" and published. Many of them are of book length, and at least two of them are things of which I am quite proud. But they simply cannot be published. And for that reason, they remain here, at this site, free of charge for all to enjoy. There will likely be more of those, as the years go by, because while my work is fiction ... it reflects the reality of the world in which we live.
So thanks for reading. I'm delighted to have you along for the ride. I hope it is filled with hours of enjoyment and passion for you. If you have as much fun reading, as I've had writing, then we'll all have found some measure of happiness together.
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The single parents only intended to chaperone their kids on a date or two, but they got distracted by being attracted to each other. Monkey see, monkey do, as they say. When the parents found out the kids had been copying everything they saw the parents do, they tried to make that stop. Since the passion unleashed in the kids was extreme, it seemed like extreme measures were called for. Have you ever heard that old saying: From the frying pan into the fire?
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, Ma/ft, mt/Fa, Consensual, Reluctant, Heterosexual, Fiction, Incest, First, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Petting, Sex Toys, Pregnancy, Slow
Downloads: 60001 | Votes: 826 | Score: 7.88 Size: 404KB | 76,089 words |
Posted: 25.01.2016, 18:16:32 Concluded: 30.01.2016, 18:35:56
I always thought my Uncle Bob was kind of hunky and sexy. He'd been a gymnast in college and was still in great shape. When I asked him to teach me gymnastics he said that, at fifteen I was a little late getting started, but he'd let me exercise with him to get in shape. It turned out that exercising with him was intimate, but I didn't mind. He peeked down my shirts and I peeked up his shorts. Eventually, he taught me how to love a man with all my heart, even if I couldn't marry that man.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Consensual, Fiction, Incest, Uncle, Niece, Exhibitionism, First, Massage, Masturbation, Petting, Pregnancy, Safe Sex
Downloads: 25030 | Votes: 426 | Score: 7.94 Size: 261KB | 53,134 words |
Posted: 09.05.2022, 18:47:25 Concluded: 14.05.2022, 15:58:13
An original fairy tale in which a boy is turned into a frog by an evil witch. It turns out it was the best thing that could have ever happened to him. / ( Reviews )
Sex Contents: Much Sex
Tags: mt/ft, Fairy Tale
Downloads: 30941 | Votes: 1126 | Score: 7.60 Size: 86KB | 16,501 words |
Posted: 10.04.2017, 16:15:48 Concluded: 13.04.2017, 17:42:48
He had to raise her alone, a strong-willed, stubborn daughter, but he did the best he could. Now she was all grown up and it was prom time. He wanted it to be memorable for her but he also knew what a lot of boys tried to get a girl to give them after the dance. He took what steps he could. But was it enough?
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: Ma/ft, Fiction, Incest, Masturbation, Petting
Downloads: 48801 | Votes: 828 | Score: 7.59 Size: 160KB | 31,346 words |
Posted: 30.01.2017, 18:36:43 Concluded: 03.02.2017, 17:40:14
We sometimes dismiss "the wisdom of the elders". An example are old wives tales. But sometimes they get it right. That's what this story is about. Grandpa thought certain things should be taught at home, rather than school. He felt like parents could do a much better job.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Incest
Tags: Ma/ft, Consensual, Reluctant, Fiction, Incest, Father, Daughter, First, Masturbation, Pregnancy
Downloads: 23762 | Votes: 583 | Score: 7.81 Size: 86KB | 17,187 words |
Posted: 19.10.2021, 15:47:04 Concluded: 23.10.2021, 1:14:52
When they moved into the house the locals said it was haunted. They didn't believe in ghosts, though, so they ignored the rumors. And nothing happened. Until Halloween. What happened then wasn't so much a ghostly haunt as it was a ghostly suggestion. Did the ghost have unfinished business? Was it sexy unfinished business? Each year, on Halloween, the twins got better and better acquainted, both with each other and with the ghost.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Incest
Tags: mt/ft, Consensual, Mind Control, Fiction, Paranormal, Ghost, Incest, Brother, Sister, First, Masturbation, Petting, Safe Sex
Downloads: 12412 | Votes: 502 | Score: 7.92 Size: 104KB | 20,976 words |
Posted: 30.10.2021, 0:38:43 Concluded: 30.10.2021, 17:28:43
My sister asked me to help her pick out a dress to make her look sexy for her date. I told her she didn't need to BE sexy. She insisted. I told her she was already sexy. She still insisted. So I said I'd help her pick out a dress. I thought she'd change in the bathroom, but she changed right in front of me. Pretty soon there was incontrovertible proof that I thought she was already sexy. It was embarrassing. Then she wanted to SEE the proof and things just got weirder from there.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: mt/ft, Incest, Brother, Sister, First, Pregnancy, Menstrual Play
Downloads: 47864 | Votes: 910 | Score: 7.54 Size: 191KB | 38,468 words |
Posted: 13.01.2020, 19:43:37 Concluded: 17.01.2020, 18:26:00
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Consensual, First, Oral Sex, Pregnancy
Downloads: 103381 | Votes: 2351 | Score: 8.45 Size: 628KB | 121,541 words |
Posted: 13.05.2013, 20:38:17 Concluded: 28.05.2013, 16:47:42
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Coming of Age
Tags: Ma/ft, Mult, Consensual, Reluctant, Fiction, First, Masturbation, Petting, Pregnancy
Downloads: 68772 | Votes: 1350 | Score: 8.10 Size: 318KB | 63,151 words |
Posted: 22.05.2018, 6:29:24 Concluded: 25.05.2018, 16:27:51
Emma and Bobby lived out in the country. Family rules said both were too young to date. Still, they were curious about things one did on dates. Like kissing. And if they couldn't experiment and learn about that on dates, where and who with could they do it? At home. That's where. And with each other. That's who.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: mt/ft, Consensual, Reluctant, Heterosexual, Fiction, Incest, Brother, Sister, First, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Petting, Pregnancy, Safe Sex
Downloads: 45993 | Votes: 961 | Score: 8.01 Size: 161KB | 32,465 words |
Posted: 11.01.2021, 19:53:59 Concluded: 15.01.2021, 21:10:57
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I write a lot about incest, but not exclusively. My other themes are young love, first time lovers and sexual discovery. Almost everything I write involves pregnancy or the risk of pregnancy, because that's my own personal turn-on. This is fantasy, folks ... for fun. It almost never works out well in real life to do things this way. Read, and get yourself off, but don't try this at home.
That's all for now, folks. Please send me feedback on what you liked, what you didn't like, what I got wrong, and what I got right. That helps me write better stories in the future. Thanks for reading,
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Haunted Twins (2022) Summary : When they moved into the house the locals said it was haunted. They didn't believe in ghosts, though, so they ignored the rumors. And nothing happened. Until Halloween. What happened then wasn't so much a ghostly haunt as it was a ghostly suggestion. Did the ghost have unfinished business? Was it sexy unfinished business? Each year, on Halloween, the twins got better and better acquainted, both with each other and with the ghost. Codes : mt/ft, Consensual, Mind Control, Fiction, Paranormal, Ghost, Incest, Brother, Sister, First, Masturbation, Petting, Safe Sex
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