Asstastic

Asstastic
Adjective.
Definition 1: A complimentary statement of one's posterior.
Synonym: Bootylicious

Definition 2: A durogatory comment regarding someone who excels at being a fantastic asshole.
Synonym: Colossus Assholus
Example 1: "Gee, these pants make my rear end look asstastic !!"

Example 2: "My ex was asstastic, he left me destitute ."
1. Extremely bad; abominable
2. Extremely evil or cruel
1. The party-goers were completely out of control and left behind an asstastic mess.

2. "That asstastic whore just dumped me for my brother!"
Asstastic is a combination of "Ass" and "Fantastic." Was created as a satire of all words that ironically mean "excellent," such as cool, wicked, tight, gnarly and sick.
" I just saw Sin City ! It was Asstastic!"
"You really did an asstastic job there, Billy "
A modified form of "fantastic" that injects the word "ass" to reverse the meaning. Asstastic refers to something that sucks or is of poor quality.
Davo : That pizza was asstastic !
Luis: Yeah, holmes , it tasted like bum!
A word used to describe a girl with such a breathtaking , beautiful booty that it becomes that girls defining factor .
" Wow , you are really being asstastic today !"

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Abstract Series 937 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 9
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 934 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 6
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 934 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 6
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 931 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 3
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
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Abstract Series 937 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 9
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 936 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 8
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
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an outtake. Outtake my ass! This is too good not to post. Besides, my ass looks fabulous! Photo courtesy of Sio Skytower
Lo quel cuerpo pida hay que darselo bien. Gravy running through her ass, dripping, vintage pa tus nalgas mami. Naughty at night pal 2010.
Abstract Series 937 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 9
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 935 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 7
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 937 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 9
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 930 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 2
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 937 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 9
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 933 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 5
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 935 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 7
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 931 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 3
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!
Abstract Series 937 - THE BUTTCRACKER Part 9
Announcing the 4th Annual Anal Asstravaganza
Boston's holiday clASSSSic THE BUTTCRACKER
This year the Buttcracker is bigger and bad assier than ever! ASSOlutely busting at the back seams with talent and tail!
Legendary Queens Miss Nicholle Pride + Katya Zamolodchikova. Your bent over boyfriends Sirlesque. The bootyful Amy Danse Macabre. Face down, ass up aerials by Landis Darling. Reading from their annals of anal Rachel Kahn and Idalia Poetry. Gender-shredding ass shaker Allix Mortis. and the ASSTASTIC Essence Revealed and Lorraine Sweetlorraine all the way from NYC! Hosted by your favorite assholes Johnny Blazes and Madge of Honor. PLUS GAMES*CAROLING*GO-GO DANCERS*BUTTLOADS MORE!!!

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