Asshole Beer

Asshole Beer

This is a slightly complex game, but very, very fun when mastered. This game requires a minimum of 5 people to play. High boot factor.

The first hand of asshole is the establishing hand. This will decide who is the President, V-Pres, Normal People, and the Asshole for the next round.

Approximately 6 or 7 cards are dealt to each player, depending on the number playing this can be higher or lower. The rank of the cards is as follows (most powerful to least powerful) 2, A, K, Q, ... 4, and 3. Some is chosen to go first and they play a card, the next person has two options:

1) to play a card higher than (but not the same) as the previous card.
2) or to pass on that turn.

For example, if a 4 is lead, a next player must play HIGHER than a 4, the the next player has to play higher than that. A new hand starts when all players pass, or when someone plays a 2 (the most powerful card). The last person to play a card, leads the next hand.

This proceeds until all players are rid of their cards. The first player out of cards is the Pres for the next round, the next out becomes the VP, the next players out are normal, and the last person out is the Asshole.

However lets say that the person leading has two 5's, this person may play them both, then the next player must play two of the same card HIGHER than five; this player cannot play one card or three cards, only two. As well, three, or even four, of the same card may be lead. The only time a player may lay one card in a situation like this is if it is a two (the power card); a single two, beats everything, and the hand ends followed by a new lead.

The roles for each player are as follows:

President: can make any player drink at any time, no-one may make the President drink but self. The Pres is the first player to start each round (benefits of power). And the Pres should never have to refill own beer.
Vice Pres: can make any player drink at any time (except Pres), the only the Pres or self can make the VP drink. The VP goes second in each round.
Normal People: These players can make each other drink as well as the Asshole. They play in the order they finished the previous round; first normal out follows the VP, second normal out follows first, etc.
Asshole: for many reasons, this player is truly the Asshole. This player has to do all dealing of cards, all sweeping of cards after the hands, and can not make any other player drink. The asshole plays last in each round.

A few recommendations, at the end of each round, the players should move seats in order to reflect the hierarchy, and proper playing order. Play your lowest cards first. Abuse the power when Pres or VP, but remember it will always come back to haunt you, especially when abusing the Asshole.

Play as many rounds as desired.

Another (slightly modified) rules:

First of all, the ideal number of people to have play is four. If more than four play, take out enough cards (starting with the threes) or add jokers (jokers come in as high cards - higher than the two) to make sure everyone will be dealt an even number of cards. If more than seven are playing, use two decks of cards. (Hierarchy of cards (l->h) 3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,J,Q,K,A,2,Joker)

The object of the game is to get rid of your cards first. The person who gets rid of their cards first becomes President, the next becomes VP, and so on.

The idea of the hierarchy (President,VP,Treasurer,. . .,asshole) is that as soon as the cards are dealt you can make anyone below you drink. Asshole also has some extra jobs. He must shuffle the cards, sweep the cards after each round is played, and fill everyone's drink. If there is too much for the asshole to do, and the game is slowing down, vice-asshole will be requested to assist the asshole in his duties.

Before the hand starts, President gives the asshole his lowest card, and asshole gives the President his highest card. If either is caught not giving his absolute lowest or highest card (this means breaking up a pair of threes if you are the President) they are automatic asshole for the next hand. If eight or more are playing, President and asshole exchange their two highest and lowest cards, and VP and vice-asshole exchange their one highest and lowest card.

The President leads off the first round. After the first round, whoever won the last round leads the next round. If the person who won threw his last card, the lead follows to the left.

After the first card is led, play follows down the hierarchy. When play reaches you, you can play or pass. You can play by matching the card played or by playing a higher card. Also, if a single card is led, you must follow with a single card. If a pair is led, you must follow with a pair, and so on. If you can not match or beat the card or cards played, you must pass play to the next player. Even if you can play on the cards, you may choose to pass anyway (to save your high cards). The last card played wins the round.

Once a person leads, play only goes around once. For example, if the President leads with a 5, VP plays a J, Treasurer plays a 2, and the asshole passes, the round ends, and the Treasurer leads since he won that round.

Play continues until everyone has thrown all of their cards and the hierarchy is established for the next hand.

Other fun ways to drink more:

Before the hand starts, someone must give the President a toast (this is an opportune time to kiss-ass to the President). If no toast is presented, the President can give out his own punishment.

There is a "social" (everyone must drink) when three cards of the same value are played in one round. Not only for three cards played by different people, but also for triples!

Then there is the board meeting. Everyone starts drinking and is not allowed to stop drinking until the person above him stops drinking (i.e. the VP cannot stop until the Pres. stops, the Tres. cannot stop until the VP stops, et cetera). As you can see, this another disadvantage of being the asshole (low man on the totem pole). Only the President can call a board meeting.

Well, I think that about covers the rules. It can sound like a difficult game at first (don't try to learn it drunk), but it provides hours and hours of entertainment.

I highly recommend this game for a good group of friends who enjoy lots and lots and lots of drinking and fun.

Have fun with it!!!!

The beer funneled out of someone's asshole
"you kids with your elephant walks , circle jerks , and drinking butt beer"
Beer filtered through the ass crack . (Hairier the better of course.)
The frat always chose to filter butt beer for the pledges through Pat's unusually hairy ass crack.
Diarrhea that normally follows a long night of drinking cheap beer.
I wish I didn't drink all that Pabst last night, the beer butt is killing me.
by Beef Wellington September 23, 2007
After a night of drinking, your farts smell more powerful than usual .
Hey man did you just fart? Cause it smells like a sewer .
Yeah sorry bro I have beer butt .
Like a beer belly , beer butt is the result of consistently drinking large quantities of beer. Beer butts are large and often saggy and/or jiggly .
Mer : Have you seen the beer belly on Ben?

Cassie : Ha ha, yeah, but that's nothing compared to his beer butt!

Mer: Oh yeah, that thing is HUGE.
The last swig of a beer left in a bottle or glass , it's butt.
Almost all of the beer had been drunk , what remained was the beer butt.

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After weeks of king cakes, beads, and parades, Lent has arrived. Unfortunately, this means that the Mardi Gras festivities have come to a close. However, the lawsuit filed between two local New Orleans businesses in the weeks leading up to Fat Tuesday is just getting started. For many, beer is an essential part of the celebration, and the two Bourbon Street businesses have entered a legal battle involving trademarks over the beverage. “Huge Ass Beers” has filed suit against its competitor, “Giant Ass Beer,” claiming an alleged trademark violation by using the term giant, a synonym for their trademarked word— huge.
If you take a stroll through the French Quarter, you would immediately notice signs advertising several drinks from Hand Grenades to Hurricanes to these Huge and Giant Ass Beers that Bourbon Street is littered with. Huge Ass Beers can be found at multiple locations on this infamous party street, including the Steak Pit, Prohibition, and Cornet. Giant Ass Beers are located at bars like Beerfest, Voodoo Vibe and Sing Sing and the strip club Stiletto’s
In addition to their multiple locations, Huge Ass Beers has also taken advertising their brand a step further by trademarking their name along with other marks, including the “Butt Cup,” a 45-oz. container of a curvy woman, and the “Huge Ass Bottle,” a 70-oz. a huge tower of beer, and the “Half Ass Beer,” a minuscule 16 oz. compared to the rest of the Huge Ass family. The company, Nicholas S. Karno #1 Inc., owns Huge Ass Beers and is run by Billie Karno, who claims the company’s simple and blunt marketing has made them “the most popular beers sold in the New Orleans French Quarter.”
Karno, an owner and landlord of many other businesses on Bourbon, filed suit against several bars and clubs on Bourbon run by Pamela Olano and Guy Olano Jr for advertising the Huge Ass Beers’ competitor, Giant Ass Beer. Karno believes that their rival, Giant Ass Beer, is infringing on their trademarks that helped them capture most of the market share. The suit not only alleges the infringement due to the use of the word giant but is also is seeking damages as well as a restraining order to stop the sale of Giant Ass Beer.
Karno’s attorneys also state that the Giant Ass Beer company was founded after a business relationship that went sour between the Olanos and Karno. Karno, who serves as the Olanos’ landlord for several of their businesses, and the Olanos are locked in a separate legal battle surrounding unfair business practices. As a result of these disagreements, Huge Ass Beer filed the suit against Giant Ass Beer only a few weeks before the undoubtedly most important week of sales for all bars on Bourbon. Furthermore, at least one of the bars named in the lawsuit stopped carrying the Giant Ass Beer line after the alleged trademark infringement.
Overall, this lawsuit is an interesting case surrounding trademarks, synonyms, personal drama, and, of course, beer. It remains to be solved, and with the personal ties that these competing owners have with one another, it seems that it will not be for a long time. So, sit back, relax, and watch the legal battle ensue all while enjoying a giant or huge (your call) ass beer.

The name of that last bit of beer at the bottom of your glass or can which, to be blunt, tastes like ass . Applies to typically mass produced lager such as Budweiser, Miller, Coors, Molson , Corona, ect. Human taste buds have lower sensitivity at low temperatures. Carbonation also reduces human taste sensitivity. Lager beer (especially the cheap, mass produced stuff) is normally served very cold and extremely carbonated. When you open a fresh bottle it is very cold and very fizzy, so has very little taste. As it warms up and as it loses its carbonation, the actual real taste of the beer will become more predominate . Mass produced lagers (such as Budweiser, Miller, ect.) are made with the cost of production in mind rather than the quality of ingredients and taste. When allowed to warm up and become less fizzy, the real taste of the product can be tasted, which for these beers is often rather horrible.
Jeff - "Hurry up. Let's go."
Jim - " Give me a minute . I gotta finish the ass of a beer. It tastes disgusting"
Jeff - "If it tastes disgusting then why are you even drinking it?"
Jim - "Because it's still beer, you idiot !"
by NothingRhymesWithPizza November 18, 2011
A can or bottle of beer stored in one's back pocket intended for protection and/or future consumption, usually in a party setting. see also: Double-ass beer and rear-beer
-let's peace out bro
-alright bro, I'm gonna grab an ass-beer for the road
beer drank after being poured down someone else butt crack
i lost a bet to my buddy so i had to drink his ass beer
by big daddy springs January 20, 2010
the last sip of beer in a bottle or can...
person 1 "kill that beer dude"
person 2 " no man , that's ass beer"
by i love celery seed April 4, 2008
when a bunch of fucking idiots like steve-o did in jack ass 2 have beer put into their asses, but when it come out the ass someone has to drink it, ass-beer.

often a dare to do the above

or, when you cum in a girls ass then someone drink your cum out of her ass, usually done when there are multiple partners.
'dude did you see what charlie did to dash , he drank his fuckin ass-beer.'

'dash said kai's ass-beer tasted like cum' 'thats cuz it was cum you fuckin dunce'
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