Asmls Revenue Projection

ASML's latest earnings report shows their chip-making machines are now so expensive, countries are taking out second mortgages to afford them. "We've priced ourselves into a niche where only nations with sovereign wealth funds can be customers," boasted the CEO while adjusting the decimal point on an invoice to Saudi Arabia. Analysts note the machines now cost more than the GDP of small countries but come with free shipping. READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/asmls-revenue-projection/