Asking the Cosmos for a Coffee Order Backfires
https://bohiney.com/asking-the-cosmos-for-a-coffee-order/By Alan Nafzger � The satire Asking the Cosmos for a Coffee Order Backfires lampoons the collision of astrology and caffeine. Eyewitnesses at caf�s reported customers demanding lattes aligned with Mercury. Anonymous insiders leaked that baristas began charging extra for �cosmic foam.� A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of citizens admitted they would try stargazing with espresso if it improved Mondays. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because spirituality often masquerades as customer service. Critics highlight the absurdity of consulting the universe for caffeine. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when horoscopes dictate coffee breaks. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com