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It must be fun to pitch ideas for TV shows in Japan. You can literally take two completely unrelated things, throw them together and BOOM!—you're on the air. For instance: "cooking" and "balancing a live cat on your head"; "Playing naked Twister" and "your grandparents"; "Re-enacting episodes of Law & Order" and "swimming in a tank of pinching crabs". You get the idea. This literally must be how Japanese game show Sing What Happens , where male contestants have to sing karaoke while getting a hand job from attractive, semi-naked women, who often use their hands but also sometimes use their feet to give sexual pleasure. TV is officially too much to handle.
Here's how the game (porno?) is played: The contestants must remember all the words to the song they're singing while being jacked off, and in order to win, must also hit all the correct notes. It seems really hard (haw, haw). The aim is to not be distracted by the hand job, and sing flawlessly through to ejaculation, which brings whole new meaning to the phrase "belting it out". Welp! It looks like the Japanese have once again raised the bar for absurd game show premises, and also given Internet writing folks like me ample opportunity to really work in some erection puns. Thanks, Japan!
Watch a weird segment from the show below. There's no nudity but I still don't think it's safe for work if you're in a professional work environment:
Meanwhile, the Japanese aren't the only ones with weird karaoke shows. Of course, we have our quirks too. Here are some more hilariously odd karaoke shows from Japan, America and elsewhere:

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Being Naughty

Reasons Why I’m Giving My Husband a Blowjob

By Wannabee BLUNT

March 7, 2016

“Hey Mom, we are out of milk. Can you go grab some please?”
Uggggghhh. If the temperature outside is below my current age, I am definitely braless, in pajamas, with no intentions of venturing anywhere. I’m content in my blanket, curled up with my German Shepherd, completely engrossed in this Law & Order SVU marathon.
“MOOOOOOOMMMMM , we are starving here!”
Fuck. Where is your dad? Oh, he’s outside shoveling our driveway. I better text him then. I don’t want to risk keying any of our vehicles with my nipples.
Me – “Hey babe, we don’t have any milk.”
Reply – “So, can you go get it? I’m kind of busy here…”
Me- “I will give you a BJ.”
Yeah, I thought so. There was no reply needed. I hear him drive off, the tires squealing in delight.
It is safe to assume we all have done it at some point. We play the blow job card. And we play it sensibly. We pull it out (ahem, or should I say make him pull it out) for the most logical reasons. For when it benefits us. For these four reasons listed.
1. For Evasion.
I play the BJ card for when I want to get out of something. Usually that something involves chores, (a.k.a ‘chore play’), having to get dressed to run errands in inclement weather, or paying my Target charge. Yes, gasp, I’ve even traded my BJ card for money. Like even for a few measly dollars, just so I could get money to have a few extra glasses of wine with my girlfriends that evening. Because guaranteed they were doing the exact same shit. (We are all deemed the Momstitutes.)
2. For Avoidance.
I’ve utilized my BJ card to evade people. I’ve gotten out of attending a few in-law birthday parties, some chauffeuring gigs involving a bunch of giddy teenage girls, and those dreaded conversations with customer service cable representatives.
3. As a Diversion.
I apply the BJ card as a distraction technique, usually when the culprits involve my children and I ultimately have to save their precious little asses over nonsense. Like, when my youngest spills nail polish on her bedroom carpet, or my oldest doesn’t clean out the litter box after 27 reminders. (I must admit, however, this backfired on me once. It was the afternoon I took my husband’s new truck out and it accidentally grazed another vehicle. By the end of that diversion, I was googling how to relieve symptoms of TMJ. Luckily for both of us, the only permanent damage was on his truck’s front bumper.)
4. As a Substitution.
The BJ card is also nice to fall back on in place of just sex. Like when I washed the sheets that morning, or actually took time to straighten and style my hair, or I have to be somewhere in 8 minutes and I don’t have time to deal with that after sex semen spunk dripping down my leg.
In hindsight, this might sound a bit crazy to some. This whole, succumbing to blow job bribery to relieve some of your work load by taking on his load, just so the kids have milk in their Lucky Charms.
Especially since we already know what’s expected in return if WE are the ones going to the store.
About the author: Chalise Kestner is a middle aged unconventional parent who drinks and spews profanity excessively, yet manages to keep it all in balance eloquently . She just started her new blog Eloquent Parent on Facebook, and hope for grander things to come, so she can finally put those Honors English classes from two decades ago to good use, instead of repeatedly enunciating lunch specials at her current place of employment.
Eloquent Parent is on Facebook
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Wannabe's are Guest Authors to BLUNTmoms. They might be one-hit wonders, or share a variety of posts with us. They "may" share their names with you, or they might write as "anonymous" but either way, they are sharing their stories and their opinions on our site, and for that we are grateful.
I would do absolutely anything for my wife knowing repayment was oral sex. I really don’t know why the doesn’t use it.
You forgot to mention two other reasons for giving head: 1] being totally turned on (by him, the thrill of it, etc.), and 2] ’cause you are in love.
You still give BJs after the 1 year mark?

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