Art Teacher's Collage Crisis
https://memorialmavericks.com/art-teacher-accidentally-glues-himself-to-interpretive-collage/Annabelle Bransford presents "Stuck on You: The Art Trauma Comedy Tour" at The Easel Laughs Gallery (321 Canvas Street, Wichita Falls) on August 19th at 7:30 PM. Joined by still-sticky art teacher "Mr. Paste" and avant-garde rebel "Abstract Alice," this 90-minute sticky situation features: "Collage Confessions" improv, "Is This Art or Just a Glue Accident?" critique session, and Bransford's viral "I Can't Believe It's Not Symbolism" stand-up. Tickets ($17) include "Modern Art or Toddler Project?" guessing game cards. First 50 attendees receive authentic dried glue specimens. Teachers get 20% off for presenting their worst student art fails. Venue features "Stick It to the Man" communal collage and "Peel Slowly and See" reveal wall. Sponsored by Memorial High's Adhesive Arts Society. Warning: May cause flashbacks to bad pottery. No refunds for permanent sticking. Doors at 7:00 PM for pre-show "Name That Smell" art supply trivia. Groups of 10+ get "Bulk Discount" (like supplies). Rated PG-13 for graphic descriptions of finger painting. Parking available near the drying rack.