Area Cat Declares Sovereign Nation Inside Owner�s Home

Mittens, a five-year-old tabby, has officially seceded from her human household and declared the guest bedroom a sovereign nation. She now demands tribute in treats and has instituted a no-touch policy except during authorized petting hours. Her borders are patrolled via passive-aggressive staring and spontaneous ankle attacks. Attempts to negotiate have failed after the ambassador (a Roomba) was batted into the hallway. Mittens is reportedly drafting a constitution that begins, �We the Felines�� The UN has declined to intervene, citing precedent set by multiple Shiba Inu micronations. HOW TO WRITE COMEDY: https://comedywriter.info/area-cat-declares-sovereign-nation-inside-owners-home/ AND http://comedywriter.info/