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So, are we finally going to see The Thing's junk?
From reading the article I really don't think this means that they are going to start turning all the comics into porn. They would probably like to stay in business.
Rule of the internet: There will be porn of it.
I wonder how much they were paying anualy to have that stamp on the cover.
And then there was "Junkhesd" comics, from the National Lampoon. Long ago, when NatLamp was funny.
Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government!
4 words Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers
Betty & Veronica do not like each other enough to 3way Archie.
Apparently, he's already been there (NSFW) and done that (Also NSFW) . Or at least he has in some sick fan's mind. Now, they can publish it. /I'm now going to go stab my eyes out //I wish I had never GIS'd that...a little part of my childhood just died :-(
This thread has less pictures than I expected, but the readin's good and funny!
Eh, the whole "the big bad government *might* do something" boogeyman was a load of bull. Superhero comics weren't selling, but EC's horror stuff was, and the other companies had to do something. So they got together and came up with a "self-policing" code that mysteriously eliminated their only healthy competitor (but aligned perfectly well with their own at the time) all in the name of "protecting the kids". The idea that ridiculously-restrictive and arbitrary self-censorship is worse that whatever bureaucratic nonsense some non-existent government panel would come up with is a nice fable, but the stories about how you couldn't have the most basic horror creatures, or the entire drug-use stuff just kept comics in the under-13 ghetto for decades. If you can't beat 'em, ban 'em, right? The Hays Code did the same thing - protect weak product by using the threat of immorality to ban anything compelling which might compete with you. PMRC FTW!
If I started a comic book, I'd go out of my way to make sure the reader knew I wasn't complying with the CCA. I'd make it the primary selling point!
anything you can think of, it's been done in comics. /whether "wrong" or not.
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Captain Steroid : So, are we finally going to see The Thing's junk?
Skyfrog : From reading the article I really don't think this means that they are going to start turning all the comics into porn. They would probably like to stay in business.
Hoban Washburne : Captain Steroid: So, are we finally going to see The Thing's junk? Is it made of orange rock like the rest of him?
comslave : Rule of the internet: There will be porn of it.
FirstNationalBastard : Now, Archie will have ratings of "E" and "A", and that's it.
odinsposse : Skyfrog: From reading the article I really don't think this means that they are going to start turning all the comics into porn. They would probably like to stay in business. Porn isn't profitable?
BasqueBastard : Meh, it's been done before. /hotter than a Little Annie Fannie and Wicked Wanda threesome
odinsposse : Skyfrog: From reading the article I really don't think this means that they are going to start turning all the comics into porn. They would probably like to stay in business. Porn isn't profitable?
eggrolls : Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government!
FirstNationalBastard : eggrolls: Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government! ...what the hell does the government have to do with the comics code? Sure, the code was formed in the 1950s to prevent the government from stepping in and regulating comics, but the code has always been the comics industry's own attempt at self policing themselves. Now, the code is pointless, and variations on the video game industry's ratings are good enough.
eggrolls : FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government! ...what the hell does the government have to do with the comics code? Sure, the code was formed in the 1950s to prevent the government from stepping in and regulating comics, but the code has always been the comics industry's own attempt at self policing themselves. Now, the code is pointless, and variations on the video game industry's ratings are good enough. But it was regulation at the insistence of the government. /Jeez, don't think the joke to death, dude.
FirstNationalBastard : eggrolls: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government! ...what the hell does the government have to do with the comics code? Sure, the code was formed in the 1950s to prevent the government from stepping in and regulating comics, but the code has always been the comics industry's own attempt at self policing themselves. Now, the code is pointless, and variations on the video game industry's ratings are good enough. But it was regulation at the insistence of the government. /Jeez, don't think the joke to death, dude. Not necessarily at insistence from the government, but to make sure the government didn't interfere. It was the comics industry's idea. ...farking Estes Kefauver. He ruined comics, and made Bettie Page retire. If ever there was a need for a time machine, so someone in history could get cockpunched, Kefauver is somewhere in the top 20 of people in the 20th century who need a good cockpunching.
Fano : FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government! ...what the hell does the government have to do with the comics code? Sure, the code was formed in the 1950s to prevent the government from stepping in and regulating comics, but the code has always been the comics industry's own attempt at self policing themselves. Now, the code is pointless, and variations on the video game industry's ratings are good enough. But it was regulation at the insistence of the government. /Jeez, don't think the joke to death, dude. Not necessarily at insistence from the government, but to make sure the government didn't interfere. It was the comics industry's idea. ...farking Estes Kefauver. He ruined comics, and made Bettie Page retire. If ever there was a need for a time machine, so someone in history could get cockpunched, Kefauver is somewhere in the top 20 of people in the 20th century who need a good cockpunching. If you ever need a Ted to your Bill for that one, I'm up for it
FirstNationalBastard : Fano: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government! ...what the hell does the government have to do with the comics code? Sure, the code was formed in the 1950s to prevent the government from stepping in and regulating comics, but the code has always been the comics industry's own attempt at self policing themselves. Now, the code is pointless, and variations on the video game industry's ratings are good enough. But it was regulation at the insistence of the government. /Jeez, don't think the joke to death, dude. Not necessarily at insistence from the government, but to make sure the government didn't interfere. It was the comics industry's idea. ...farking Estes Kefauver. He ruined comics, and made Bettie Page retire. If ever there was a need for a time machine, so someone in history could get cockpunched, Kefauver is somewhere in the top 20 of people in the 20th century who need a good cockpunching. If you ever need a Ted to your Bill for that one, I'm up for it We're stopping off at Wertham's place, first! Oh, and we're bringing along a big, burly gay guy, dressing him like Batman, and letting him bugger Wertham, so ol' Freddie can finally have some of that hot Batman on Robin action he was always thinking he was seeing in the comics!
Fano : FirstNationalBastard: Fano: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government! ...what the hell does the government have to do with the comics code? Sure, the code was formed in the 1950s to prevent the government from stepping in and regulating comics, but the code has always been the comics industry's own attempt at self policing themselves. Now, the code is pointless, and variations on the video game industry's ratings are good enough. But it was regulation at the insistence of the government. /Jeez, don't think the joke to death, dude. Not necessarily at insistence from the government, but to make sure the government didn't interfere. It was the comics industry's idea. ...farking Estes Kefauver. He ruined comics, and made Bettie Page retire. If ever there was a need for a time machine, so someone in history could get cockpunched, Kefauver is somewhere in the top 20 of people in the 20th century who need a good cockpunching. If you ever need a Ted to your Bill for that one, I'm up for it We're stopping off at Wertham's place, first! Oh, and we're bringing along a big, burly gay guy, dressing him like Batman, and letting him bugger Wertham, so ol' Freddie can finally have some of that hot Batman on Robin action he was always thinking he was seeing in the comics! Don't forget to bring Wesley Willis to keep him from running amok.
Fano : FirstNationalBastard: Fano: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: FirstNationalBastard: eggrolls: Let's hear it for deregulation and smaller government! ...what the hell does the government have to do with the comics code? Sure, the code was formed in the 1950s to prevent the government from stepping in and regulating comics, but the code has always been the comics industry's own attempt at self policing themselves. Now, the code is pointless, and variations on the video game industry's ratings are good enough. But it was regulation at the insistence of the government. /Jeez, don't think the joke to death, dude. Not necessarily at insistence from the government, but to make sure the government didn't interfere. It was the comics industry's idea. ...farking Estes Kefauver. He ruined comics, and made Bettie Page retire. If ever there was a need for a time machine, so someone in history could get cockpunched, Kefauver is somewhere in the top 20 of people in the 20th century who need a good cockpunching. If you ever need a Ted to your Bill for that one, I'm up for it We're stopping off at Wertham's place, first! Oh, and we're bringing along a big, burly gay guy, dressing him like Batman, and letting him bugger Wertham, so ol' Freddie can finally have some of that hot Batman on Robin action he was always thinking he was seeing in the comics! Don't forget to bring Wesley Willis to keep him from running amok.
ghare : Betty & Veronica do not like each other enough to 3way Archie.
ghare : Betty & Veronica do not like each other enough to 3way Archie.
Hoban Washburne : Captain Steroid: So, are we finally going to see The Thing's junk? Is it made of orange rock like the rest of him?
whistleridge : Apparently, he's already been there (NSFW) and done that (Also NSFW). Or at least he has in some sick fan's mind. Now, they can publish it. /I'm now going to go stab my eyes out //I wish I had never GIS'd that...a little part of my childhood just died :-(
OtherLittleGuy : William Gaines approves.
FirstNationalBastard : They'd invite Big Ethel in, first!
ModernLuddite : Archie and Jughead are lovers.
calufrax : ModernLuddite: Archie and Jughead are lovers. Archie is NOT farking Mr Weatherbee!
SphericalTime : Archie and Jughead 4ever!
ModernLuddite : Archie and Jughead are lovers.
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