Antifa Declares Gandhi Too Colonial

By Darla Freedom-Pie Magsen � The satire Antifa Declares Gandhi Too Colonial ridicules the left�s capacity to cancel history. Eyewitnesses at rallies described activists shouting at statues for microaggressions. Anonymous insiders leaked that petitions demanded Gandhi�s sandals be erased from syllabi. A leaked poll revealed 61 percent of citizens thought this was performance art, while 39 percent just wanted free snacks. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because ideology often devours its own saints. Critics highlight the absurdity of branding pacifism oppressive. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when the purest icons are deemed problematic. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com