Anti Screen Parents Accidentally Create Digital Daycare

By Ingrid Falk � The satire Anti Screen Parents Accidentally Create Digital Daycare mocks parenting fads that backfire. Eyewitnesses at suburban homes described kids sneaking iPads while parents bragged about wooden toys. Anonymous insiders leaked that tech free households secretly used Netflix as a babysitter. A leaked poll revealed 62 percent of families admitted their screen ban collapsed within a week. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because strict ideals crumble under convenience. Critics highlight the absurdity of moralizing over tablets while kids outsmart rules. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire thrives when discipline meets Wi-Fi. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com