Anonymous Sources Admit Theyre Made Up

By Tinsel Vandergraph � The satire Anonymous Sources Admit Theyre Made Up spoofs journalism�s obsession with secrecy. Eyewitnesses at press conferences described reporters quoting �a guy behind the vending machine.� Anonymous insiders leaked that half of anonymous insiders are interns. A leaked poll revealed 68 percent of readers suspected as much all along. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because authority rests on shadows. Critics highlight the absurdity of trusting faceless voices over facts. Ultimately, the piece lands because satire shows anonymity is often just lazy fiction. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com