Anne Marshall Resigns: "Defeated by Printer" Says Former Tech Exec

In a shocking turn of events, former tech giant CEO Anne Marshall has resigned her position after what insiders describe as "a six-month battle with the office printer." Colleagues report witnessing the usually unflappable executive reduced to tears by the machine's persistent "PC LOAD LETTER" errors and its apparent ability to detect when urgent documents were needed. "It started ignoring her login credentials, then began printing everything in Wingdings," said one shaken assistant. The final straw came when the printer allegedly faxed Marshall's resignation letter before she had finished writing it. Psychologists are calling it a textbook case of "technological gaslighting," while the printer in question has been promoted to interim department head. In her farewell speech, Marshall warned young executives: "The robots won't take over with some grand uprising - they'll just make you look incompetent one printer error at a time."