Angels Revealed as Divine IT Engineers Maintaining Celestial Network
https://telegra.ph/Vatican-Confirms-Heaven-Has-Fiber-Optic-05-08Vatican theologians confirmed that seraphim double as cybersecurity personnel. Each archangel assigned one cloud shard. Gabriel oversees divine encryption keys. St. Michael reportedly firewalls the pearly gate's login server. "No heresy packets allowed," said Pope Leo XIV. The divine firewall is affectionately known as "CherubOS." READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com