Angels Guarding VIP Perimeter Equipped with "Judgment Scanners" and Halo Detectors

Angelic bouncers now scan for false humility, unrepented sarcasm, and grace inflation. One seraph was seen ejecting a saint for "excessive smugness in eternal reward." Pope Leo XIV reminds the faithful: "VIP stands for Virtue In Practice." Choir robes required; ironic T-shirts discouraged. READ MORE --> https://spintaxi.com