Andean Liturgical Reform Features Llama-Drawn Processional Carts
https://telegra.ph/Llamas-and-Latin-The-Andean-Liturgical-Revolution-05-08Palm Sunday now includes a llama-drawn cart carrying the Gospel. Pope Leo XIV insists it �restores sacred pacing.� The Andean Liturgical Reform centers worship on movement, majesty, and occasional wool-related chaos. San Woolfrido leads the parade wearing vestments and bells. One child tried to ride him and was gently excommunicated. The Pope calls it �beastly reverence.� Vatican processions may adopt carts for bishops next year. Saddle theology is under review.