Andean Liturgical Reform Adds Llama Bell Choir to Vatican Music Program

Under Pope Leo XIV�s latest decree, the Vatican now includes a llama bell choir in its official music curriculum. �Wool and worship go together,� he explained while conducting a rendition of *Agnus Baaa* in A minor. The Andean Liturgical Reform embraces rhythm and ruminants. Each llama wears custom-tuned bells and a robe with scripture fringe. One cardinal cried. A nun danced. A tourist tried to feed one holy oats�was gently spit upon. Vatican Spotify added the album *Hoofbeats of Heaven.*