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*First Published: Apr 7, 2021, 12:36 pm CDT
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Posted on Apr 7, 2021 Updated on Apr 7, 2021, 12:54 pm CDT
Amy Poehler became a Twitter trending topic on Wednesday, but not for any of her recent projects. It’s because she apparently looks like a Miami woman who was arrested for “squirting vaginal fluids at police officers in self-defense.”
The story is fake and appears to have originated in 2019 on the site World News Daily Report , whose tagline is “Where facts don’t matter.” A disclaimer at the bottom of the site states, “World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content.” There are also no reports of this incident in local Miami newspapers.
But most people did not look that far into the story, instead reacting to a screenshot of the woman, “Britney Simmons,” who resembles Poehler in an uncanny way, and marveling at her fictitious act of self-defense, which was described by an “eyewitness” as Simmons squirting at cops from 12 to 15 feet away after an altercation at the “Camel Toe” strip club, which does not exist.
Many people made jokes about SNL frantically trying to get Poehler on this weekend’s show.
amy poehler's publicist and the snl writers room rn pic.twitter.com/KzyRc3SIRv
Others called back to a prescient line from Parks and Recreation .
This story has been widely circulated over the last year, but Snopes stepped in Wednesday to debunk it, linking to a Smoking Gun story about a 2008 raid on a Houston strip club, in which 15 women were arrested. The same mugshot is featured, but it shows that the photo in the WNDR story has obviously been digitally altered to make the woman’s smile and eyes appear bigger.
Poehler has not commented on any of this, but her recent Late Night with Seth Meyers appearance was repromoted last night, with the caption, “Amy Poehler reveals a surprising misconception people have about her.” (It’s not the stripper story.)
As of Wednesday morning, the trending story has not been labeled as fake or satire by Twitter.
Audra Schroeder is the Daily Dot’s senior entertainment writer, and she focuses on streaming, comedy, and music. Her work has previously appeared in the Austin Chronicle, the Dallas Observer, NPR, ESPN, Bitch, and the Village Voice. She is based in Austin, Texas.
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*First Published: Apr 7, 2021, 12:36 pm CDT
More stories to check out before you go
Posted on Apr 7, 2021 Updated on Apr 7, 2021, 12:54 pm CDT
Amy Poehler became a Twitter trending topic on Wednesday, but not for any of her recent projects. It’s because she apparently looks like a Miami woman who was arrested for “squirting vaginal fluids at police officers in self-defense.”
The story is fake and appears to have originated in 2019 on the site World News Daily Report , whose tagline is “Where facts don’t matter.” A disclaimer at the bottom of the site states, “World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content.” There are also no reports of this incident in local Miami newspapers.
But most people did not look that far into the story, instead reacting to a screenshot of the woman, “Britney Simmons,” who resembles Poehler in an uncanny way, and marveling at her fictitious act of self-defense, which was described by an “eyewitness” as Simmons squirting at cops from 12 to 15 feet away after an altercation at the “Camel Toe” strip club, which does not exist.
Many people made jokes about SNL frantically trying to get Poehler on this weekend’s show.
amy poehler's publicist and the snl writers room rn pic.twitter.com/KzyRc3SIRv
Others called back to a prescient line from Parks and Recreation .
This story has been widely circulated over the last year, but Snopes stepped in Wednesday to debunk it, linking to a Smoking Gun story about a 2008 raid on a Houston strip club, in which 15 women were arrested. The same mugshot is featured, but it shows that the photo in the WNDR story has obviously been digitally altered to make the woman’s smile and eyes appear bigger.
Poehler has not commented on any of this, but her recent Late Night with Seth Meyers appearance was repromoted last night, with the caption, “Amy Poehler reveals a surprising misconception people have about her.” (It’s not the stripper story.)
As of Wednesday morning, the trending story has not been labeled as fake or satire by Twitter.
Audra Schroeder is the Daily Dot’s senior entertainment writer, and she focuses on streaming, comedy, and music. Her work has previously appeared in the Austin Chronicle, the Dallas Observer, NPR, ESPN, Bitch, and the Village Voice. She is based in Austin, Texas.
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Was a Florida stripper using the name Britney Simmons arrested at the Camel Toe strip club in Miami and did she squirt vaginal fluids at the officers in self-defense? No, that's not true: The story was made up by a Canadian entertainment website that makes a living by publishing fictional stories often involving weird crimes, bizarre sex acts or strange accidents. It is not real. The 2019 article briefly went viral again in April 2021 after someone tweeted a screenshot of the article and other people noticed the mugshot of the alleged stripper bore a striking resemblance to comedian Amy Poehler, causing her name to trend on Twitter.
The story originally appeared as an article (archived here ) on World News Daily Report on December 2, 2019 under the title "Miami stripper arrested for squirting vaginal fluids at police officers in self-defense." It opened:
A Florida lap dancer has been arrested in Miami after assaulting five police officers with her vagina and using it as a deadly weapon without the intent to kill.
Britney Simmons, 24, was performing at the Camel Toe strip club when an altercation began between Simmons and several clients at the club.
Miami police were called to intervene and attempted to apprehend Simmons who was highly intoxicated and acting erratically according to the official police report.
Five Miami Police Department officers attempted to place Simmons under arrest but were momentarily indisposed when the lap dancer ejected vaginal fluids towards the officers, temporarily blinding three and injuring two.
However, the mugshot used with the story does not belong to a Miami stripper. It dates back to at least 2008, when The Smoking Gun reported on a raid in a Houston strip club and the photo was included in the mugshots accompanying the story.
On April 6, a tweet by @HoratioSkald (archived here ) with a screenshot of the World News Daily Report article went viral:
Dozens of people quote-tweeted the tweet, remarking that the mugshot looked similar to Amy Poehler, eventually causing her name to trend on Twitter:
However, the website World News Daily Report is a humor website that specializes in posting hoaxes and made-up stories. The disclaimer on their website is pretty clear about that even though you have to scroll all the way down the page to find it:
World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website - even those based on real people - are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
On March 20, 2019 the site added a new header that included the slogan "Where facts don't matter" to make it clearer to casual visitors the published content is fictional:
It is run by Janick Murray-Hall and Olivier Legault, who also run the satirical Journal de Mourréal , a satirical site spoofing the (real) Journal de Montréal . Very often their stories feature an image showing a random crazy mugshot from a mugshot gallery on the internet or a stock photo website superimposed over a background of flashing police lights or crime scene tape.
Articles from the site are frequently copied (sometimes even months or years later) by various fake news websites that omit the satire disclaimer and present the information as real.
See who is sharing it (it might even be your friends...) and leave the link in the comments.:
Lead Stories co-founder Maarten Schenk is our resident expert on fake news and hoax websites. He likes to go beyond just debunking trending fake news stories and is endlessly fascinated by the dazzling variety of psychological and technical tricks used by the people and networks who intentionally spread made-up things on the internet. He can often be found at conferences and events about fake news, disinformation and fact checking when he is not in his office in Belgium monitoring and tracking the latest fake article to go viral.
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