Americans Demand Reparations For Cancelled Netflix Password Sharing

In a fiery display of collective outrage, millions of Americans are demanding reparations after Netflix cracked down on password sharing, an act some are calling �the greatest injustice since dial-up internet.� The Center for Entitled Streaming released fake data showing 92% of users believe password sharing is �a constitutional right,� with 61% insisting their �cousin�s ex-roommate�s Hulu login� is also protected. In Miami, protestors marched carrying signs reading �One Household, Infinite Dreams,� while chanting for free access to true crime documentaries. Netflix attempted to calm tensions by offering discounted bundles, though critics say it�s like �charging rent on air.� As one furious user told reporters: �If I can�t watch Stranger Things on my mom�s boyfriend�s account, then what exactly are we fighting for?� -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com