Amazonian Cruise Ship Mistaken for Environmental Policy

By Freja Lindholm � The satire Amazonian Cruise Ship mocks eco branding gone absurd. Eyewitnesses at launch parties described executives claiming the vessel would �offset emissions with cocktails.� Anonymous insiders leaked that half the rainforest themed decks were made of plastic. A leaked poll revealed 59 percent of travelers booked tickets anyway. Sociologists argue the humor works because climate concern often collapses into marketing gimmicks. Critics highlight the absurdity of replacing conservation with cruises. Ultimately, the piece shows that modern environmentalism often sets sail straight for irony. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com