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Only joking. At 62, I'm terrified of getting an erection in case it's my last!
My teenage daughter and some male friends 'sculpted' this 'Santa' this evening. I never realized that a prick is basically a bunch of varicose veins.They're going to finish the job tomorrow but, I told them that I'm not going to waste one of my extra large condoms.
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Thanks for the over HALF-A-BILLION views!
๐Ÿ”นโ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข โ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ขโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข โ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ขโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ขโ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข โ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ขโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข
THANK YOU for the 568 MILLION VIEWS !
FIVE HUNDRED SIXTY-EIGHT MILLION VIEWS !
568,000,000+ VIEWS with over 15,500+ followers !!!
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โ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ขTHANK YOU for visiting my virtual art gallery! Enjoy my original 'social documentary' photographs of various events !
โ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ADDA DADA's photography presents a variety of adults at different public events . These photographs do NOT imply the person's sexual orientation in any way. Everyone was asked and they consented to be photographed and posted
โ€ข.๐Ÿ”นโ€ขThe photographs are properly marked SAFE or RESTRICTED ( 18+ only / nudity). There are NO porn nor stolen photos !
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โ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข.MY photographs are NOT to be reproduced, COPIED, BLOGGED, USED in any way shape or form. Use of them by anyone is an infringement of copyright ! ยฉ All rights reserved. Use without permission is illegal.
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ADDA DADA's photographs are all about the freedom to be LGTBTQ+ & express YOUR LGTBTQ+ freely
๐Ÿ”นโ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข โ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ขโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”น๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”น โ€ข โ€ข ๐Ÿ”น โ€ข ๐Ÿ”นโ€ข ๐Ÿ”น
(It is not SL store! everything is REAL)
โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿธโš“โ›ตโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿน๐Ÿข๐Ÿšข๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข๐Ÿš๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜Ž
๐ŸŒŠ๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿš Portrait of ลžะธั”ik Dฮฑxั‚ั”ั (sneik.daxter) on the photo ๐Ÿ˜Ž
I want to back to the beach, sun and tropical theme until summer is not over yet ;))
This photo was taken on the -Baja Coast- Sim. It is a not big retro beach island with good retro style decoration. looks a bit abandoned more like in retro apocaliptic style :))
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I added the parrots in Photoshop. Photos from these free stock:
โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿธโš“โ›ตโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿน๐Ÿข๐Ÿšข๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข๐Ÿš๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜Ž
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๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŒ 
๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŽถ Portrait of the Zio Rebecco Sciavo on the photo ๐Ÿ”ฎ
On the background Second Life photo from the *NARCOTIC CLUB & VIBES GALLERY* Sim. It is a photo from the dance club.
It is a flickr group of this location * NARCOTIC CLUB * www.flickr.com/groups/narcotic/pool/
It is a very large Italian Sim dedicated to art. This club and several other clubs and also large art galleries are located here.
All sim is very quality decorated and looks like a romantic version of the post-apocalyptic world :)) In which the surviving people collected the surviving masterpieces of world art in dilapidated buildings to preserve them for the future :))) Or maybe it seemed to me so ;))) You can come and make your own opinion:))
Either way, this is a great place for nostalgic and romantic retro photos. Here you can take a photo with paintings, as in my photo here. Or with classical sculptures, or a photo in retro interiors. Also here you can take photos in the dark art style ;))) HAVE FUN!!!
Club, Lounge, Adult, Speak, Chat, Bdsm Italia, Fetish, Decadent, Epic, Dark, Italy, International, Music, Deep House, Jazz, Blues, Electronic, Cultural, Writing, Events, Gallery, Artist, Art, Photographers, Photos, Flickr
๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŒ ๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ’‰๐ŸŽ†๐Ÿ’œ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’‰๐Ÿ”ฎ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽ†๐ŸŒ 
(It is not SL store! everything is REAL)
โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿธโš“โ›ตโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿน๐Ÿข๐Ÿšข๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข๐Ÿš๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜Ž
Portrait of Rolo Tomari on the photo
๐Ÿน๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿข On the background, it is another lovely Second Life photo from the -Lost Lagoon-, Sea Starr Sim. Here we hatching this island with bird's-eye :)) This is a big enough mountain island with very quality landscaping and fully staffed little beach houses. Here a very good place to take interior and exterior photos in a beach atmosphere ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘™๐Ÿ‘ก๐Ÿ‘•๏ธโ˜€๏ธ
๐ŸŒŠ๏ธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿข๐Ÿ˜Ž -Lost Lagoon- SLUR maps.secondlife.com/secondlife/Sea%20Starr/201/83/22 ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒด๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐ŸŒด๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข
๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿ„๐ŸŠ๐ŸŒด Lonely swamp Island. Witnesses of bygone days and paradise for those who seek solitude and nature.
Open for public access. Rezz possibilities with group tag.
Swamp, Animals, Romance, Sea, Cuddle, Hangout, Photography ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐ŸŒด๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข
โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿธโš“โ›ตโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿน๐Ÿข๐Ÿšข๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข๐Ÿš๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜Ž
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(It is not SL store! everything is REAL)
๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ธโœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ธโœจ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ธ๐ŸŽ‰
๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘‘ Portrait of RoloTomari on the photo ๐Ÿ‘‘
๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ On the background, it is my luxury Second Life photo from the Bellezzamora, Terra del Amore Sim :)) It is a very big and very quality sim in the classic style. Here you can take a photo in the exterior with fountains or in a classic park or on the old Italy street. Or you can go inside the Villa Bellezzamora and take a photo in the classical and baroque style interiors ;)))
๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ธ Bellezzamora The home Crito Galtier.
Feel free to explore as our home is open to all. Have fun!
๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ธโœจ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ๐ŸŽ‡๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘ธโœจ๐ŸŽ‡๐ŸŽ‰โœจ๐Ÿ‘‘โœจ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ‘ธ๐ŸŽ‰
(It is not SL store! everything is REAL)
๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐ŸŽƒ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐ŸŽƒ Portrait of V I C T O R (imvictorsmith) on the photo ๐ŸŽƒ
Continuing the Halloween theme but changing the romantic retro environment to an ultra-urban one :)) This is a new photo from the KOWLOONS GATE REBORN Sim. It is a big sim in the post-urban or even more like an apocalyptic style. Here is a very a lot of narrow streets with very small hidden shops and clubs. The whole sim is filled with tall concrete and brick buildings with rotting dirty walls and broken black windows.
Everything looks like a half-abandoned modern city. There are very few residents who have nowhere else to go and they continue to live in these ruins. Perhaps this city was abandoned due to the economic crisis. Or it is a future where modern cities have already become obsolete. I don't know :))
Better come here and find out for yourself ;)))) This location is perfect for celebrating Halloween. There is a unique lost atmosphere. It is very cool!!!
KOWLOONS GATE REBORN , kowloon , cyberpunk, cyber, punk, japan, japanese, china, chinese, hongkong, anime head, cat, shop, avatar, gacha, robot, video game, city, sandbox
๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ”ฅโ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿธโš“โ›ตโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿน๐Ÿข๐Ÿšข๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข๐Ÿš๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜Ž
There are a couple of minutes left before Summer 2020 ;))) So time to the tropical adventure!!!
This photo from the most lovely tropical sim in SL from the Secret beach.
Nude Beach Gorgeous Private Island nudity surf sex meet friends adult real traffic no bots date dance love cuddle xxx rooms relax swim the place to be Bungalows For Rent Hidden Caves & Surfable Waves 360 Ocean Views sex beach house Shh...Its a secret
โ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿš๐Ÿธโš“โ›ตโ˜€๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿน๐Ÿข๐Ÿšข๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐ŸŒด๐Ÿข๐Ÿš๐Ÿธ๐ŸŒŠ๏ธ๐Ÿš๐Ÿ˜Ž
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๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ—ผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’–โ›ฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒบ
๐ŸŒ ๏ธ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿš€ Portrait of ลžะธั”ik Dฮฑxั‚ั”ั (sneik.daxter) on the photo ๐ŸŒ ๏ธ
This my next photo from the Midnight in Paris Sim ;)))
This is flickr group for this location www.flickr.com/groups/14639771@N24/
The sim is not big, but it has a lot of highly artistic details. Here you can find hidden romantic Parisian courtyards and beautiful cafes with visitors frozen in time. There are embankments around the river, and there are small cars on the roads. There are small shops on the promenade boulevards. And also here a large park with a carousel, a playground and a fountain with an original sculpture :))
And at the end, as you can see in this photo, this Sim has a large golden Eiffel Tower that glows with twinkling lights ;)) It is SO! awesome!!! :))
must use the region WL and advanced lighting for the best experience of the sim. Groupe to rez on land
๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ—ผ๐ŸŒบ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’–โ›ฉ๏ธ๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐ŸŒบ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŒบ
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Once again, a photo of a well-proportioned cock.
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You guessed it: another huge cock. Look, you had to realize what you were signing up for when you clicked on this link, right? You had to.
No, weโ€™re not going to throw in a photo of something that isnโ€™t a giant cock in order to be clever or misleading. You are, honest to God, getting nothing but really big cocks here. Thatโ€™s it.
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Believe it or not, there are downsides to packing a python.
There was Willie Jordan, flanked by a dozen friends and a few curious strangers in the back corner of a dimly lit pub.
โ€œGet it out, get it out!โ€ the rowdy spectators screamed. โ€œNot here, not tonight,โ€ Jordan answered. He liked this bar, and he didnโ€™t want to get banned for performing his party trick.
Nonsense, they said, as they formed an ironclad circle around Jordan to protect him. He had found himself in this situation so many times before, and he knew when it was time to admit defeat.
So Jordan took a breath, carefully unbuttoned his pants, and pulled out his penis.
The audience erupted, delighted to catch a front-row glimpse of the biggest penis in Newcastle. It was a legendary penis in the North East England town, and its owner had become a quasi-celebrity because of it.
In his 20s, Jordan ate up the attention, showing off his super-sized schlong to whoever wanted to see itโ€”and as rumors spread, his crowds ballooned.
โ€œI understand human curiosity,โ€ he says. โ€œIf I had a friend who had six or seven fingers on each hand, or two heads, Iโ€™d be curious to see them, too.โ€
But Jordan was now pushing 40, and the novelty of being a carnival attraction had long worn off. Desperate to get on with the night, he instinctively swung his big penis around like a piece of ropeโ€”the usual actโ€”and stuffed it back into his briefs. The show was over.
Or so he thought. One inebriated fanโ€”the same man who had repeatedly asked Jordan to sleep with his girlfriend that eveningโ€”demanded an encore, asking the performer to โ€œjust let it hang.โ€ Fine, Jordan thought. Whatever will shut him up.
But as soon as he brought his prized possession back out, the groupie grabbed it. โ€œHe literally tried to pull it off my body,โ€ says Jordan. โ€œMaybe he was on drugs, trying to drag a manโ€™s penis off like that.โ€
Jordan fell down and sprinted home. Within 10 minutes, his whole shaftโ€”base to tipโ€”was black and bruised, as if it had been through battle.
Flabbergasted, Jordan flocked to Facebook to post about his crazy encounter. Ten thousand miles across the Atlantic, his friend Jonah Falcon โ€”himself the owner of an abnormally big penis, reportedly the biggest in the worldโ€”was the first to comment.
โ€œYouโ€™re not trying to catch up to me, are you?โ€
Sometimes youโ€™re left scrambling for the bar exit after a drunken stranger has seized your dick, and other times, you rupture a cyst on your girlfriendโ€™s ovary during intercourse. Thatโ€™s what happened to Toddโ€”who requested anonymity for this storyโ€”back in high school, the first of many sexual mishaps caused by his big penis.
โ€œShe was doubled over in pain after we finished,โ€ says Todd, 36. โ€œLooking back, I donโ€™t know how we avoided the emergency room.โ€
The repercussions of packing a python arenโ€™t always so severe, but theyโ€™re endless. โ€œWhen I tell people that, they kind of laugh,โ€ Jordan says, โ€œas if I donโ€™t have a right to say it.โ€
You might roll your eyes, too, but Jordan, Falcon, and Todd do have โ€œproblematically largeโ€ penises, according to Brian Steixner, M.D., Medical Director of Urology at Barton Health . Per data in the Journal of Sexual Medicine , the average flaccid penis is somewhere between 3.5 to 4 inches, while the average erection falls in the 4.5- to 6.5-inch range.
โ€œFrom what I can determine, if your penis is larger than 8 inches in length when erect, it puts you in the top 2 percent of people in the world,โ€ Dr. Steixner says.
"In my 20s, I was like a kid in a candy store."
Todd measures 10 inches erect, Jordan one-ups him by about an inch, and Falcon boasts a whopping 13.5 inches at full mast. The 44-year-old New Yorker doesnโ€™t officially own the world record, but thatโ€™s because there isnโ€™t one.
Falconโ€™s big penis has been documented on HBO, in Rolling Stone , and on The Howard Stern Show , and he has pledged to donate his massive member to the Icelandic Phallological Museum when he dies.
Being famous for having a big penis sounds pretty great, and to be fair, all of the guys we interviewed for this story have used their good fortune to their sexual advantage. Falcon, for example, became a fixture in the horny NYC underground club scene thanks to his hog.
โ€œIf a guy could have sex with almost anyone he wanted to,โ€ Falcon says, โ€œhe most certainly would. In my 20s, I was like a kid in a candy store.โ€
But eventually, the burdens start to overshadow the blessing.
โ€œWhen guys tell me they wish they had my penis, they look up to me from a sexual, alpha-male point of view,โ€ says Jordan. โ€œBut what percentage of your life do you spend actually using your penis for sex? Compare that number to how much you have to carry the burdens of it around, and the sexual ratio is quite the minority.โ€
Take something as simple as riding a bike. โ€œItโ€™s a nightmare,โ€ Jordan says. โ€œWhere do I put my penis when Iโ€™m on a bike seat? I have to keep my legs closed, but theyโ€™re constantly rubbing. I end up just sitting on the thing. If I want to go for a nice ride in the country, the pain distracts from the euphoria of the journey itself.โ€
Using the restroom is an equally dicey proposition. โ€œIn a public urinal, if Iโ€™m not careful, my penis will hang down and touch the edge of the urinalโ€”or the water,โ€ Todd says. โ€œUnfortunately, Iโ€™m a germaphobe.โ€ (To avoid the same issue, Falcon has resigned to a life of peeing sitting down.)
Then thereโ€™s the condom conundrum. โ€œI use the largest size possibleโ€”around 7.5 inchesโ€”and it only covers half my cock,โ€ says Falcon.
When you constantly have to keep one hand on your rubber to make sure it doesnโ€™t slip off during sex, as Todd does, it sucks some fun out of the process. โ€œEven then, a lot of times the condoms end up either breaking or slipping inside of her when itโ€™s all said and done,โ€ he says.
As for other roadblocks in the bedroom, oral sex is often a nuisance. โ€œMy penis is thicker than my wrist, so girls have to adjust to the girth,โ€ Falcon says. โ€œBut Iโ€™ve met very few people who can handle the widthโ€”and as a result, thereโ€™s a lot of teeth scraping. So I donโ€™t really get off on getting sucked.โ€
Sometimes the trickiest part of sex is addressing the elephant in the room.
โ€œTelling a woman about your penis size is just awkward in itself,โ€ says Jordan. โ€œA girl doesnโ€™t want to feel like she has to have sex any differently with you. She wants to go with the flow, and not have to stop and slow things down if sheโ€™s in pain.โ€
For Jordan, the threat of these clumsy conversations looms heavy in his head. โ€œItโ€™s a shame when youโ€™ve got a really intimate mental connection with someone and you feel like, โ€˜Do I want to tell this person, or just let it happen? Itโ€™s gotten to the point now where I avoid it.โ€
Recently, Jordan has instituted a 3-month, no-sex rule. โ€œIโ€™ll tell girls that I want to wait quite a few months before we do it.โ€ His mission: to weed out the women who are interested in him primarily for his penis.
โ€œI feel like Iโ€™ve been used for my penis in the past,โ€ he says, โ€œand now I just want to find my soul mate. I want a chick who wants to be with me for the right reasons.โ€
While Jordan is looking for love, the newly unemployed Falcon is looking for workโ€”but his manhood is getting in the way.
Falcon is a budding actor who wades through desk jobs to pay the bills. He isnโ€™t optimistic about his current
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