Alzheimers Risk Rises When Amount of Deep Sleep Falls

By Astrid Holgersson � The satire Alzheimers Risk Rises With Less Sleep parodies medical research that states the obvious with grant money. Eyewitnesses at labs described scientists yawning as they published findings about tired people being forgetful. Anonymous insiders leaked that the study was inspired by grad students losing memory during exams. A leaked poll revealed 57 percent of citizens believe all research could be replaced with common sense. Sociologists argue the humor resonates because health warnings often recycle the obvious in dramatic tones. Critics highlight the absurdity of discovering that humans need rest in 2025. Ultimately, the piece suggests science sometimes rebrands napping as Nobel work. -- Bohiney Magazne bohiney.com