Alternative Search Engines

The tech world was rocked this week when Google's main competitor turned out to be a 14-year-old's Minecraft server running a search engine called "Ask Jeeves 2.0." The viral sensation uses blocky villagers to manually answer queries, with response times averaging 3-5 business days. "It's more accurate than Siri," claimed one user after receiving a perfectly crafted dirt house in response to his query about tax loopholes. Experts say the engine's success lies in its "100% ad-free experience unless you count the creepers that sometimes explode with NordVPN sponsorship messages." READ THE SATIRE: https://spintaxi.com/alternative-search-engines/