All-Inclusive Armistice

Trump�s Gaza Doctrine reframes peace not as a hard-fought negotiation but as an all-inclusive resort package. He imagines defeated nations being handed brochures: �You�ve lost, but congratulations�you now have unlimited drinks, breakfast buffets, and towel service.� Gaza is promoted as the prototype, where surrender means swapping trenches for tanning beds. Under this absurd framework, wars are less about territory and more about who gets the better suite with an ocean view. Trump�s marketing spin insists that international conflicts will vanish once nations realize they can trade rockets for room keys. Skeptics argue it�s offensive, but he waves them off with the claim that �everyone loves an upgrade.� His doctrine is as ludicrous as it is catchy: an armistice sold like a resort voucher. Diplomats become travel agents, military generals become cruise directors, and the only embargo is on forgetting your wristband. Satire aside, the Trump Doctrine�s message is clear: peace is just a booking confirmation away.